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[timemachineyeah]

  I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

[eroticmirotic]

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

[nyardynn]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

[ashermajestywishes]

I’m okay with only women over 50 being eligible to hold office.

[airframeextender]

my lord i had forgott the Fart

[quendergeer]

how stone cold was queen liz tho guy’s been away for seven years & the first thing she does is bring up the fart

[micdotcom]

a love story for the ages (x)

[tvhangover]

Transparent Season 3 Official Trailer

Available to stream on Prime 9/23/16

[maudelebowski29]

[tofixtheshadows]

It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer’s Market Hot™.  

Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphan’s Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others.

See my point?

Farmer’s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable. It’s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, “Oh my god they’re so perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.” That’s for later.

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer’s market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from their Creativity Through Music class. It’s the look that says “I’m here to support our local beekeepers.” You see them and it makes you want to settle down. You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.

It’s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony, borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they’re white, racist shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.

Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall and be polite to the merchants.

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog’s leash while she waits at the knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.

Farmer’s Market Hot™.

Add this to your vocabulary.

[nourgelitnius]

It’s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.

[blackhorseandthecherrytree]

farmer’s market hot

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

the quality content i am here for

[dailychrisrevans]

Chris Evans does a bicep curl with a helicopter. If you don’t like that, we can’t be friends!

Tom Hiddleston on Civil War (via dailychrisrevans)

[ifyoudontlikethiswecantbefr-blog]

The National, Toronto, June 4, 2016

[thisisnumber3]

[themeetcute-deactivated20240301]

Relationship goals.

[selinameyer]

The skyscraper of shit has arrived.

[popculturebrain]

Domhnall Gleeson To Play National Lampoon Co-Founder In Netflix Film ‘A Futile And Stupid Gesture’

[shorthistorian]

“I like government and crying” starter kit

[npr]

In the weeks since the world was introduced to Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the full power of its diverse casting has been revealed. It has engaged millions who might have ignored the film after the prequels disappeared into the Sarlacc pit of critical disdain. It’s brought a shine to the eyes of children who’d never seen their reflections in a story so grand and sweeping. And it’s led already-addicted fans to talk and think differently about the franchise they love.

Much has been written about the decision to cast Nigerian-British actor John Boyega as escaped Stormtrooper FN-2187, whose race and even species are ambiguous in the film’s shooting script, and the fact that two of the film’s other leading heroes are played by a young woman and an actor of Guatemalan descent. It’s been noted that these choices reflect today’s diverse American population, expand the $30 billion franchise’s potential global audience — Star Wars has accrued nearly 150 million fans around the world, making its fandom the 9th most populous nation on Earth — and make the film a truer reflection of the present and future.

But of course, change has not been welcomed by all. Among those who see the whiteness and maleness of heroes as a divine right, these casting choices triggered some of the more virulent social media reactions of recent memory, a great disturbance rippling out to the farthest reaches of pop culture.

Hey, Sci-Fi And Comics Fans: It’s Time To Embrace The Dark Side

Illustration: Jeannie Phan for NPR            

[tarntino-deactivated20150402]

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.

Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via cyberqueer) [x] (via belligerently)

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Star Wars is particularly good at tailoring its villains to what people of the time fear most: in the late 70’s/early 80’s, it was faceless, militaristic dictators, in the late 90’s/early 00’s it was shady politicians who seize power questionably and then immediately start wars with murky ulterior motives, and in the 10’s, it’s twentysomething white men with no self-control.

[freekumdress]

I like my baby hair, with baby hair and Afros I like my negro nose with Jackson 5 nostrils

[lornaslibrary-deactivated201806]

One of the things I love so much about Carry On is that you could take out the LGBT aspect and the rest of the plot would remain almost entirely intact. It’s not a novel about two boys falling in love. It’s a novel in which two characters who both happen to be male fall in love during the course of events. It’s not an LGBT novel, it’s a fantasy novel that just happens to have LGBT characters. This is the kind of shit we should have been getting ages ago

[fanfixxdotnet]

yes yes y es