[thechristopherescalante]

This month, in honor of “Your Lie In April,” I’m just going to lay down on the floor and cry all month.

[ifyoulovedme]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[ifyoulovedme]

some asshole: “Why do you even like that character?”

me: “Because they’re a great character.”

asshole: “But they’ve done so many shitty and problematic things, you can’t just excuse-”

me: “I said a GREAT CHARACTER not a GOOD PERSON you imaginationless wet napkin, this character is an asshole and a human disaster who deserves everything coming to them but they c a n s t i l l b e m y f a v o r i t e”

[tom-riddle1-deactivated20170409]

[pervocracy]

About five times a year, I re-learn that Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon are different people.

[zackisontumblr]

*saves homework for sunday night but is too tired to do it sunday night*

[infobellarke]

Bob during interview in PS4 teasers

[accras]

The Obamas, January 20, 2017.

[micdotcom]

And then there was this moment. More from Obama’s farewell speech.

[bronzyglow]

picture this: me in the south of france on a balcony, in a slip dress, long beautiful hair blowing in the soft breeze, sipping a glass of fine wine. i’m accomplished and have documented my life in journals. the love of my life inspires me and we vacation here occasionally.

[zackisontumblr]

*clings to obama’s leg*

[gifsboom]

Kitty with Squirrel’s Tail. [video]

[stubborndodecahedron]

she’s so fancy

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Honestly in all of these stories these poetic white men who somehow end up immortal get so bored and miserable because they just sit in their mansion all day doing whatever it is they need to do in order to sustain their immortality and then they just throw lavish parties and organize orgies or whatever and then they’re like “why am I sad I eat three course meals and have at least one orgy daily what MORE could I POSSIBLY need??”

Like???? Damn go for a walk. Do you even KNOW your neighbors? Get a dog and take it to the park. Set up an elaborate fish tank. Go skiing like you’ve been alive for 200 years and you’ve spent 180 of it in your house looking at paintings and drinking wine with other rich assholes no wonder ur life sucks my man.

Buy a canoe.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this post was specifically targeting dorian grey.

[boredpanda]

20+ Of The Fluffiest Cats In The World

[fauxfable]

I want to hug them all

[jaredduck]

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

[thepromise1988]

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

[ifyoulovedme]

@br00klyn---baby

[dajo42]

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating