I Get Wet

I'm Paolo and the creator of No Benefits. It's your awful job as an even worse card game. Culture Writer at the San Francisco Appeal. One man dance party. All this TV won't watch itself. @paolo on Twitter

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I’m not surprised, motherfuckers

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(yall made this happen by buying a STRAIGHT WHITE MEN RUIN EVERYTHING shirt)

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Screw this garbage bag website, but

I redesigned and relaunched my STRAIGHT WHITE MEN RUIN EVERYTHING shirt and every single penny earned from this is going to Planned Parenthood Northern California + the ACLU.

The campaign runs until Wednesday, November 24. I also made a sticker you can buy. It’s already halfway to it’s print goal in an hour of launching.

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The campaign ends on Thursday, and yall have already raised over 200 bucks each for Planned Parenthood NorCal and the ACLU 

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straightwhitemen2K16

Discover Straightwhitemen2k16 T-Shirt from Ruins Everything only on Teespring - Free Returns and 100% Guarantee - This fucking election. This fucking year. ...

Screw this garbage bag website, but

I redesigned and relaunched my STRAIGHT WHITE MEN RUIN EVERYTHING shirt and every single penny earned from this is going to Planned Parenthood Northern California + the ACLU.

The campaign runs until Wednesday, November 24. I also made a sticker you can buy. It’s already halfway to it’s print goal in an hour of launching.

[igetwet-blog]

straightwhitemen2K16

Discover Straightwhitemen2k16 T-Shirt from Ruins Everything only on Teespring - Free Returns and 100% Guarantee - This fucking election. This fucking year. ...

Screw this garbage bag website, but

I redesigned and relaunched my STRAIGHT WHITE MEN RUIN EVERYTHING shirt and every single penny earned from this is going to Planned Parenthood Northern California + the ACLU.

The campaign runs until Wednesday, November 24. I also made a sticker you can buy. It’s already halfway to it’s print goal in an hour of launching.

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I wrote an episode of Bar Rescue in Twine that you can play! It's a ten minute proof of concept that goes up until the end of the stress test in a normal episode of Bar Rescue. My friend Ryan made the images. Running a bar is not just a business. It's a science. No one knows more about Bar Science than Jon Taffer. Over the last 36 years, Jon has transformed hundreds of failing bars worldwide. Using his years of experience and no-nonsense approach, Jon will turn these money pits into money makers.

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i haven’t missed anything on this goddamn site huh

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you crazy for this one ben lamb

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Your blog seems more unhinged. Did some Australian drug addle your mind

no i’m just CcccCcrrRRAaAaaazzzzzZZZZyyyYYyYy!!!!

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me, at a job interview: I love wage labour, the alienation of the worker from their product, socioeconomic oppression and working my entire life away into dust! haha hire me

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new game

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#professional 

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