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tourfilm

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

jamesbitchjames

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

the-catto

what the fuck does this mean

jamesbitchjames

looks like someone didn't read the silmarillion

utopians

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

utopians

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

robogirldick

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

utopians

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

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rick-steiner

i was briefly like “short dudes are cool i like short dudes now” but last night i hung out with a dude who was 6′5″ and beefy and broad shouldered and was like NOPE I LOVE COMICALLY ENORMOUS MEN AND ALWAYS WILL

rick-steiner

if this is the guy i’m thinking of, he turned out to be the most boring man alive, exclusively referred to his mom as “mother”, and had a micropenis but testicles the size of billiard balls

kingbuffy

Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it's pure gold.

evanelleonyx

This is a professional shitpost roleplay.

annabellioncourt

I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.