I Will Guide You Home

Light in the Dark. Avatar credit to glumguts.

[qochita-remade-deactivated20230]

It’s as shrimple as that 🍤

[dr-paint]

koloktos my beloved

[mel0nfarm]

[lakevida]

why is there a michaels crafts group chat

[fortooate]

for fights

[i-eat-wizards]

[xxerror--sansxx]

FUCK i wish i knew about this before i got kciked out of marshals the last time. lucky for me i stole a shoe rack on my way ouut so it wasnt a total loss

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

What shoes did you steal

[xxerror--sansxx]

IDK i just kinda pulled the whole rack oyut. one of the fucking employees managed to fuckinvg taze me but i still got away so sucks for them. heh.

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

Damn…wish I could steal shoe racks like you

[lakevida]

hi guys love the narrative you’re weaving but my one critique is that this is about the craft store “michaels crafts” and not the home goods store “marshalls”

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[cantina-band]

It sounds like a command. Trap the mouse. He is punished. No birthday for the naughty mouse, only plexiglass prison.

[acetier]

Link never got used to the constant reminder that only one of them breathed.

[ashlenasharma]

Tell me…do you ever feel a strange sadness when dusk falls?

screenshot redraw from twilight princess

[artbinch]

I give him rbf because he’s seen some stuff (including but not limited to the worst iteration of Zelda bird people)

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

You are so brave and an inspiration to us all!

Instagram - iampoorlydrawn

[trashboat]

the fuck is wrong with people who like cheesecake

[trashboat]

ooh looks like i struck a chord with the group who justifies eating a block of cream cheese by adding sugar

[kemafili]

I'll fuck your bitch til she creams on my cake

[omegaverse]

the safari zone is closed forever because an oddish threw up

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[dreorcaul]

watching tangled, she is my new favorite! cant get enough of cassandra! my goodness

[crazy-brazilian]

[meridionalis]

the decrease in costuming quality over the last 20 years has been soooo precipitous & nauseating. i’m not even talking abt marvel’s cg supersuits or anything this time, look at the fabric quality, structure, layering, character, and craftsmanship of older costumes in 102 dalmations (2000) vs cruella (2021)

ever after (1998) vs cinderella (2021)

lord of the rings (2001-2003) vs the rings of power (2022)

this trend should upset you not just because it looks cheap, but because it suggests a strong anti-art and anti-labor movement in film and tv making. don’t forget costumers are unionized

[marinella-ela]

[ackwardroots-deactivated2022090]

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.