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RB FOR GOOD LUCK!

I just think that Erin Boag

#Erin Boag #she’s just completely dropped off the face of the earth and I miss herrr

babyanimalgifs

Baby sea pupper tries to roll over, says a thing

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Tiger checking the depth of a watering hole before getting in

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justcatposts

Even this cat has more activity than me

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writeswrongs

Corporations in 2020 be like

diomedrian

Men be like I did not think about Women as humans until seven months ago when I started my master's

diomedrian

I'm not even kidding

meangirlnurse

Being a lesbian feels so claustrophobic. When you’re a lesbian there is nothing you can have for your own.

You can’t define yourself with words because they will be appropriated. "Gay" is an umbrella term. You’re gatekeeping if you ask bi/pan women note to call themselves “lesbians.” "Femme" is just a synonym for “feminine.”

Your sexuality is commodified and sold to men as a grotesque distortion of your experiences. Lesbian love gets repackaged as a sexy little fetish designed for palatability to the men we will never want. Every inch of your body is public property and must be up for discussion. Same with your sex life. They will ask if you scissor, if you use strap ons, what sex with dildos is like. Once someone came up to a girlfriend and I in pubic and asked her what my genitals tasted like. If you try to find other women to date you quickly encounter the het couples and het-partnered women who want you to be their exciting sex toy for the night.

You are scrutinized at all times. When you walk in public with your girlfriend they scream at you that you’re lesbians, that you’re dykes, because they want you to know that you are always being watched and you are unsafe.

You join LGBTQ+ communities only to find that people become angry if you talk about lesbians instead of “queer women.” They tell you that being a lesbian is a privilege, that your sexuality ought to be fluid, that your experiences don’t matter. You are invalidated at every turn. In death they might snatch away the final dignity of letting you die as a lesbian – look at what has happened to Sally Ride.

You can’t have your body. You can’t have your sexuality. You can’t have your privacy. You can’t even name your experiences. There is no space, no language, no tiny scrap of anything that will ever be yours.

justcatposts

Don’t judge her, she probably couldn’t afford adoption papers

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I work at a humane society shelter, and this does happen occasionally. usually cats won’t “steal” the kittens, they’ll hear them crying and stick around and if a momma doesn’t come around they’ll take them somewhere safe and try to care for them

we recently had a very confused lady who called that her cat was trying to take care of an astounding 8 kittens and brought them in

the kittens were obviously malnourished, and we looked around her neighborhood and sadly found the dead mama, she got hit by a car

it’s a really useful thing that cats will do

sometimes the mom will just have gotten lost and will come back to try and find her kittens and so that can be frustrating, but considering how rough it is for stray kittens, it’s a lot better for them to be in a household and cared for where the parent cat can get guareenteed food and shelter

I can’t tell you how many abandoned kittens we find that can’t make it

it sucks a lot

anyway tangent done

I just 😭😭 I love cats a lot

babyanimalgifs

Trust fall

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I gotta bring this home!

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frankarnstein

Keira Knightley 20 January 2018

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Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

Yes

Bonus

I’m screaming

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

AND THIS

AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

simplydalektable

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

glumshoe

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

princessnijireiki

I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):