New Girl, Son!

All things New Girl. (Mostly Jake Johnson.)

[schmidtsburg]

[newgirlfanness]

[givinglivingloving]

Damnit he’s so attractive.

[latestarter58]

Just found this on FB. For all my non-British readers!

[vulpikxie-deactivated20180817]

The dog’s dinner one is wrong though. It doesn’t mean to dress nicely; if you say you’ve made a dogs dinner of something it means you’ve completely fucked it up. At least, that’s what it means where Im from

[latestarter58]

Yes, I always take it to imply that you’ve over-dressed, if anything.

[benedictervention-deactivated20]

Chuffed - happy/pleased more than proud. 

Arse over tit - often abbreviated to “A over T”.

Dog’s dinner - as vulpikxie says, overdressed, overdone, a bit of a mess,

[coolfayebunny]

Dogs bollocks- or more politely ‘the mutts nuts’

Daft Cow - this is normally directed at females specifically. 

[rockinpolkadots-deactivated2019]

Made redundant is more like being laid off, in the sense that the job is being eliminated, rather than fired (for being a tosser). 

[igotthedirtytwirl]

HELP! HOW CAN I WATCH/LIVE STREAM THE MUCH MUSIC AWARDS TOMORROW NIGHT IF I’M NOT IN CANADA?! I HAVE DIRECTTV AND THEY DON’T HAVE MUCH MUSIC ANYMORE. I ABSOLUTELY NEED TO SEE THEM

[toast4thegirlalmighty]

Once Ed Sheeran covers your song, it’s no longer your song.

(via toast4thegirlalmighty)

[lego-house]

[vikander]

[igotthedirtytwirl]

Billboard Music Awards!

Anyone know where I can watch the whole show??? I missed Ed Sheeran and now I want to crawl in a hole and die!

[jakesjohnson-deactivated2016090]

I definitely don’t wanna watch the baby come out. I’ll barf.

[igotthedirtytwirl]

I am just a little bit obsessed with this and the way he smiles when he sings the weird parts of the lyrics. Too adorable.

[igotthedirtytwirl]

God Dammit, Ed Sheeran!

You finally broke me. I'm officially in love with you. *Off to look up every video on YouTube...*

[littlebitofbass]

Clips from Ed Sheeran’s interview with Dan and Maz, March 27, 2015.

First of all, it’s fine if you call him the c-word:

Ed talks about what it means to be a “normal 22-year-old” and gives a quick explanation of the term ropey bird:

He mentions the big black ****** that was shoved inside him, thank you for asking:

And here’s the difference between hanging and being hungover:

Finally, we have the weirdest rap battle ever:

Only five videos can go in a post like this (which you might not even see if you’re on mobile), so click [here] for part 2 of the rap battle, in which there’s talk of nutella in uncomfortable places and Ed wearing a Union Jack dress.

I love Australian interviews.

[igotthedirtytwirl]

Loving all the new Springy wraps from the new #JamberryNails catalog! Tyler picked this one out for me. :) #FadedBouquetJN #Nails #IGetPaidToHavePrettyNails

[igotthedirtytwirl]

Im kind of obsessed with my latest combination. I really love pink! #Jamberry #JamberryNails #Nails #StyleBoxJN #ObsessedwithPink

[thisisfromawhileago]

But don’t be a Garry! 

[nbcparksandrec]