A dying knight

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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@igotyour666
A dying knight
bonus/proof:
we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒
Before I knew it
かなりむりやり
Almost forcibly
またもむりやり
forcibly again
とにかくむりやり
Anyway, forcibly
さらにむりやり
Forcibly more
here are some more cats 🍓
(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely
just identified a behavioral pattern within myself
Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.
all all all
All all all
Feeling funny today
This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
Treat this post carefully now
It’s a hero
I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there
[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~
good luck! good luck!
slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn
just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely
i did it.
Yay!
What have you learned about how solitaire works?
FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right. SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces. discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard. FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard; FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose. SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun
I don'te. Know
I feel like it's important for the uninitiated to know that OP is playing solitaire on neopets
also okami fanart