Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
KIROKAZE
trying on a metaphor
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JBB: An Artblog!
we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Jules of Nature
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NASA
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Superhero team as a metaphor for online friendship
I've known you for years, but don't know your name. I trust you with my biggest fears, but you'll never even know how I look. I wish I could take you to my favourite coffee shop or park, but I'll never be able. If something were to happen to you I would never know. You are one of most important people in my life, I wish I could introduce you to others
I know something is going wrong in your life, but I don't know who to call who could help you in times and ways that I can't. I know something is going wrong in your life, but we're unable to stay in often enough contact for me to really help. I know something is wrong in your life, but neither of us is qualified to handle it, but I'm doing my best. I know something is going wrong in your life, and when we loose contact I'm ready to move heaven and hell to help you, but there is nothing I can do.
I know something is going wrong in your life and only while after I learn I almost lost you.
I've known you for years, but only recently I learned we're not the same age. I know so many versions of you from different places we've been together at, but there is significant gap that can never be buried. I learned to appreciate parts of life because you're fascinated by them and when I see them, I have to stop and think about you. You know things about me that my parents don't.
We changed each other in ways that can't be ignored and yet we never looked each other in the eyes
if I worked at a sports bar, I’d keep turning the channel to competitive fishing coverage and all the patrons would be like “what the fuck is this shit? hello? football? basketball? baseball? fucking hockey? change the fucking channel” and I’d be like “actually, they’ve banned all sports except for competitive angling and women’s golf and I hate golf”
My great uncle has a fairly large port wine birthmark on his face. As a very young child, far too young to understand the offensive connotations of the question, I asked him what happened to his face. He told me he used to work with dangerous chemicals and got splashed in the face and burned when he was a young man. I was totally willing to believe there was a chemical that left you with a permanent red-purple patch if it touched your skin. No childhood pictures exist of him because he was a foster kid in the 60s and 70s so I really believed that story until adulthood. He got me good.
On the local news today they said that they caught a guy who was attacking people with a sword.
Bad for the people who were injured obviously but how often do you see sword crime these days?
MLK was a star trek fan
UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME NOW!
RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!
I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD HAPPINESS!
I’M SICK AND TIRED
OF NOT BEING ABLE TO
AFFORD HAPPINESS!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.
My brain for whatever reason just very easily bends around weird concepts. idk if it’s from reading surrealism so much or the adhd or being stuck on tumblr for too long or whatever but so often someone will be like “wow that is so weird how do they come up with that” and it’s just like pretty standard absurdist humor or something and I’m like idk they were probably just staring at a wall and wondered what would happen if you nailed a tomato to it don’t we all do that
please god watch this right now
The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.
June is also men’s mental health month so I’d like to drop in and say that mine is not so good. It’s also Pride Month so I’m going to be treating the problem with yaoi.
loading screen hints will just casually flip between the obscure facts that no one possibly could ever have figured out and the most inane bullshit imaginable. "did you know you can upgrade your wombus at the fizzwhacker store in Gropnurk Fel?" followed immediately by "try not to get set on fire!"
Imagine going on a movie date with a girl and she shows up to the movie theatre with a big huge fuckoff suspiciously large purse so you assume she’s maybe sneaking in snacks but the movie starts and you look over and she’s in the middle of a knitting project. She gets up halfway through the film to use the bathroom and accidentally knocks over her bag and balls of yarn go rolling down the aisle in the empty movie theatre like tumbleweeds and you have to go running after them. I think I’d marry her.
