The Random Archive

This blog is filled to the brim with funny and random posts, the occasional LUSH review, and a bunch of other things that are too diverse to mention. Thanks for checking it out!

[screwyouandrew]

VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

[queerphobiqe]

[shubni]

ME

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

NO MARIO DON’T DO IT!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[unclefather]

ITS-A-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee

[hijerking]

D I S R E S P E C T   Y O U R   S U R R O U N D I N G S

[hedyke-remaking]

[lambrook-moved-deactivated20191]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

this is the only video i’ve ever encountered on tumblr that plays WITH VOLUME all on it’s own. For the 4th time today I’ve nearly scrolled passed this video only to have him screech at me. What do you want? Validation?  this post is sentient and its horrifying

[everythingfox]

“Street cat in Istanbul“

(Source)

[obviousplant]

All Alone Bert

[goochie-mane]

[kitty]

poor baby drank too much milk :(

[dizorder-deactivated20190601]

[hotvampireadjacent]

lost in the sauce

[symbrock]

HE’S SO ROUNDE

[homotology]

Now that is a food coma

[snorlaxatives]

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

[theeidiot79-deactivated20180115]

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

[snorlaxatives]

[gabbythegawd]

This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

[imoverallofit]

Bro… She deflected one chair, then caught the other..WITH ONE HAND ✋

[blvckgeezus]

I still want to know what led to this

[one-in-lemillion]

The one who can beat Thanos

[catsofinstagram]

[gloomdocwife]

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

[math--witch]

This is basically turning into a cat blog.

[kerie-prince]

[cutekittengif]

[mojoflower]

I am enchanted.

[theashleyclements]

This is it. This is the best cat video of them all.

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[filmgifs]

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) dir. Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise

[wiittyusername]

I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao 

Also up on Youtube

[ineptbox]

I knew this video would go one of two ways 1) The screech never comes 2) The screech never ends

[meitene]

[thatfunnyblog]

Will reblog this every time. It’s in my contract with the Internet.