I had this dream once unicorn.

[duckdotcom]

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

[fetus2genius]

[vlli-moved-blog]

[soy-u-n-a-loquilla]

[commandtower-solring-go]

[typhlonectes]

[depsidase]

[tehamelie]

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[girlesotericism]

flip phones in shibuya (2007)

[scratchmeowt]

[oneheadtoanother]

[closet-keys]

[lemonsharks]

Heir to South African emerald mine reinvents slavery, needs to be told this is in fact bad

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[despazito]

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know how to make a desicion

[fairycosmos]

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way