Ihatetheocean

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[ihatetheoceann]

Life as we know it

First chapter is out!

"When Sirius Black gets kicked out at sixteen, he takes his little brother with him.

Years later, they've build a new life in a small town called Stars Hollow, until they cruelly fall back into the hands of their mother, in form of Friday night dinners."

Main ships:

⟡ Wolfstar

⟡ Jegulus

⟡ Rosekiller

Chapters:

⟡ 1/ Who knows?

Tags:

Alternate Universe - Gilmore Girls Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sirius Black is Lorelai Gilmore, regulus black is rory gilmore, They're still brothers dw, wolfstar, Jegulus, Rosekiller, POV Multiple, POV Alternating, Stars Hollow (Gilmore Girls), Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Twins, Everybody Lives, Everyone Is Gay, Gay Sirius Black, Gay Regulus Black, Pansexual Remus Lupin, Bisexual James Potter, Demisexual Evan Rosier, Bisexual Barty Crouch Jr., Alternate Universe - Muggle, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Angst, Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Happy Ending, Idiots in Love, No AI Used, seriously, Author is German, and likes to make it everyones business, Author Is Bad at Feelings, Fix-It of Sorts

[gnawu]

[ihatetheoceann]

Imma need that rosekiller leviticus fanfic on my table by the end of the day!

[ihatetheoceann]

A small excerpt from "Life as we know it"

My Gilmore Girls x Marauders fic

The next day, thursday afternoon, Sirius finds himself leaning against the seat of his motorcycle. He savours the last drop of his to-go coffee before putting the empty cup away. As he stands in front of the gate to his personal hell he debates just turning around again. But his own feet betray him and before he realises he stands at his parents door, his finger already persistently pressing the doorbell. Once he hears footsteps approaching he stops, feeling like he’s just done something illegal. He might as well have. The heavy black door swings open, but to his surprise, the person on the other side is not one of the maids. She stands tall and graceful, like she’s never relaxed a day in her life.

“Hello, Mother.”

“Sirius?” She says perplexed, eyes slightly widened. Casual wear was something his mother has never heard of, but she seems to be as casually dressed as she will allow. Wearing a white, high neck blouse and dark grey dress pants she stares at Sirius. They’re paired with a pearl necklace that holds a dark green emerald and a set of light silver earrings, accenting her freezingly pale, grey eyes.

“Is it already christmas? Or is there a new holiday that I don’t know about” She opens, her tone not at all amused.

Sirius tries hard to put on his best customer smile. “No, Mother. I was just…I’m taking a course here and was in the neighborhood, soo I decided to just come around and say hi.” She repeats his words like there’s suddenly a language barrier between them- “Decided to come around…and say hi.” Despite obvious suspicion, she steps out of the doorframe and invites him in.

[ihatetheoceann]

Rosekiller as the two guys from fightclub. In today’s essay I will-

[talkingrosekiller]

barty who dated and slept with a lot of girls before realised he was gay because he was so desperately trying to hold onto the only "normal" thing in his life.

barty who cried and cried and cried when realised because he just couldn't do it and he felt so guilty and hated himself so much for it.

barty who lay awake at night terrified of going to hell.

barty who only ever saw the light and felt real peace when he was with evan.

barty who thought he was doomed for life when he realised he loves his best friend.

barty who still carries a rosary wherever he goes even though he stopped believing long ago.

[ihatetheoceann]

Lowkey feeling sorry for all the non-german marauders fans, cause they don’t get to experience the genius of the "5 Minuten Harry Podcast"

[ihatetheoceann]

Okay so, when exactly is my byler obsession gonna leave so I can get back to my wife (rosekiller). Anyone know yet?

[camrlart]

i love this au

[lovetositinsilence]

glasses

i need to start posting here too :'

[ihatetheoceann]

What the hell is going on with all these bot accounts and scammers on ao3? I get so many weird comments on every chapter I upload it's ridiculous

[ihatetheoceann]

Top 10 ways to get dm'd by scammers on tumblr apparently:

[ihatetheoceann]

What the hell is going on with all these bot accounts and scammers on ao3? I get so many weird comments on every chapter I upload it's ridiculous

[ihatetheoceann]

New chapter is up!

Chapter 6 of "Life as we know it" is up.

A Marauders x Gilmore Girls Au by me

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[spookeart]

Fixed it

[marssieee]

No one understands how much I LOVE rosekiller like yes they are suchhhhh weirdo freaks but they care SO MUCH about each other don't play when it comes to rosekiller they ARE canon

[ihatetheoceann]

Alright I'm done. I fold. People, give me your best Byler fic recs, please. And I'm talking disgustingly sweet! I'm talking fix it’s! I'm talking Mike Wheeler realizes he's a big, dumb idiot! Cause no way in hell am I accepting that ending

"Friends? No thank you!………. Best friends!" How about you shut your dumbass up Micheal

[multi-babii]

i still can't get over the fact that isak and evan talk about parallel universes and how there are probably infinite versions of them and their relationship and then we get to see those parallel universes. and it was done before the remakes were a thing. like how crazy is that.