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current pfp fugg and idc. i cant take cumslut anymore im sorry guys. a guy can only cockroach for but so many years
I miss them so much, oh my god.
hey guys
i dont care. i do not care. i do not care i donr care i dont care i dont careeeeeee shut the fuck uppppppppppppp whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever whatevre somebidy sedate me
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whoops my hand slipped
LOOK ok i CANNOT handle the fact that every single one of rocky's lines you hear in the film was performed by a puppeteer under the assumption that a big name celebrity would be dubbed over his voice in post production, but took it upon himself from day one to "make sure ryan never felt alone" and "give ryan someone to run lines with" and "be there as a scene partner for ryan" etc etc etc and thus gave a 110% performance not for a contract or recognition or glory but solely for ryan's benefit.
which means
all of james' lines were performed for ryan.
this film is fucking insane and i am going insane.
rereading phm i forgot grace calls his dick and balls his "gentlemans equipment" just pages in I think we should kill him
drunk asf in space (i just wanted to draw ryland grace butt)
THE DIAMONDS AND PEARLS TOUR 77’ 🎸
Don’t think too much of this I got bored and wanted to think of THROAM.. I’m sick right now so anything to get my mind off of puking or something
holland and hollys matching pinky rings. send tweet.
my healymarch nation where are youuu
my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more
in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.
in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet
my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F
these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business
Reasons why I’m now lowkey obsessed with Marissa, a character who has ONE SCENE in the ENTIRE BOOK:
She’s the first person Grace remembers from his past. He remembers her before he remembers he’s a teacher, before he remembers Stratt, before he remembers HIS OWN NAME.
He mentions no other people who he’d consider a friend that he’d hang out with.
The first thing Grace tells us about her is that she and him have steak and beer together every Thursday at the same time at the same place, at the same TABLE because the staff immediately recognize them every time and know their orders.
They met in grad school because Marissa dated Grace’s roommate for three months. They have no inkling of romance between themselves at all.
They’ve known each other for TWENTY YEARS.
She works at the DOE and learned about the Petrova Line absorbing the sun’s energy before Grace did—she’s the one to tell him about it. The information weighs on her enough that she drinks four whiskeys.
Every other named character calls Grace “Grace,” “Dr. Grace,” or presumably “Mr. Grace” in the case of the students. But Grace calls Marissa by her given name (doesn’t mention her surname), suggesting she’s the only character who would call him Ryland.
The dialogue in their one scene together suggests Grace is used to joking around with her without feeling judged
The book never brings her up again after this one scene. This makes me feel CRAZY.
WHY did Weir make them seem so close only to give Marissa one singular scene? Her only tangible role appears to be to give Grace exposition about the Astrophage Problem, but there’s plenty of ways to write a scene like that without specifying that she’s also apparently his closest human friend?
Did Grace ever call her to explain why he can’t show up to dinner anymore? Did he have cell signal on Stratt’s Vat? Did Stratt LET him call people after signing him onto the Project? She seems to have taken care of his job, but she wouldn’t have any reason to know about Marissa and the Thursday dinners unless Grace and Marissa left evidence on social media or something.
What happened to her after her one scene? Presumably she kept doing her job at the DOE and having a harder and harder time due to the crisis, maybe she worked on trying to get energy to warm people’s homes.
Did Stratt know about her at all? Did anyone know she was Grace’s friend, did anyone know she had dinner with him every week, did anyone know she would miss him?
Petrova Taskforce Guys: Oh yeah Grace is a loser he has no family or friends to miss him
Me: DO THEY KNOW
How did she feel hearing that Grace became the science officer of the Hail Mary? Without telling her, without saying goodbye?
Did she think Grace just suddenly cut off their friendship, or did she get suspicious of the government and Stratt because she knew Grace wouldn’t just do that to her?
I see posts sometimes of people being like “oh Grace didn’t have meaningful relationships before meeting Rocky,” and I feel like I’m waving the book around like DOES ANYONE WANNA TALK ABOUT MARISSA HELLO MARISSA THE GRAD SCHOOL FRIEND SHE EXISTS SHE’S REAL
Maybe she wasn’t someone Grace would die for—he couldn’t overcome his fear of death even for his kids, and they’re why he joined the Project in the first place. But she was someone he cared about. And she only gets one. Scene.
I got real sick after watching spiderman:BND so im projecting my fever onto Grace
Waking up with your body temperature adjacent to getting a fresh sunburn is certainly not fun
Nor is trying to sleep with said body temperature AND a sore ass throat
MAUL U TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
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