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it took me so long to realize i was asexual bc i never heard the term outside of here and everyone kept equating asexual to “never has sex ever ew disgusting sex no masturbating either just flowers and cool dragons uwu”

and honestly if it werent for those psa “asexuals can have sex too and stuff yknow” posts i would still be questioning my sexuality so pls pay attention to what you post

and jfc stop with the “asexual” = “doesnt like/have sex”

tiredrussian

Asexual bases

First base: holding hands

Second base: ritual sacrifice

Third base: joining the illuminati and becoming the masterminds behind governments and corporations

rook2knight-deactivated20160914

Greek Mythology in 5 words

Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.

stopidontgohere

perks of being ace #643

me: *scrolling through tumblr* me: *sudden photo of shirtless muscular man* me: ok me: *continues scrolling*

sasmilledge

character sketch of Hermione, from Harry Potter

#h e c k y e s

virgofaeriegirl

kyaneos-blog1

Jesus omg oh mygod holy lord

reaperneeshy-deactivated2018071

They’re evolving…

hoodoodyke

This is exactly the thing we’ve been talking about, with abusers adopting the lingo of groups and exploiting their dynamics.

grandtheftputo

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

7xr9k

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

nonfunctionalqueer

friendship goals

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please look at this picture of my dog

rubee-deactivated20190117

thank you

genderoftheday

today’s gender of the day is: Something

kylie

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

ubelyptus

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

ncc-1337-deactivated20170924

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life

skarosoul

it’s like a ballet

iraffiruse

hobgoblinhero

I have never said this before, nor will I ever likely say it again. I want to rub my dick on that velvety vehicle

foodnun-deactivated20140601

what happens when it rains

bewbin

then its velwet

sadgaywerewolf

Severus Snape once intended to publicly kill a student’s pet as punishment for getting a potion wrong

Severus Snape, a teacher of children, took a 13 YEAR OLD’S PET and TRIED TO POISON IT and then proceeded to PUNISH THE STUDENT because the pet didn’t die

Severus Snape is a whiny, petty, self-absorbed abusive piece of shit there is no arguement here

phallicsfelicis

I’m not saying this isn’t true, but what book is this in?

sadgaywerewolf

Prisoner of Azakaban. During their first potions lesson, Neville misbrews a shrinking solution. As punishment, Snape says he’ll feed Nevill’e incorrect potion to his toad, Trevor, and that the potion will be a poison and kill his pet.

Hermione helps him correct his potion, and when Trevor doesn’t die, Snape takes 5 points from Hermione

geekygothgirl

And in Goblet of Fire Snape made fun of a student for her physical appearance (saying “I see no difference” to Hermione about her teeth when Draco hit them with the enlarging spell) so basically Severus Snape is a garbage-ass garbage person and if you defend him as a person (not as a character, and yes, there is a difference) I will give you stink-eye until the end of time.