Need Some Milk

Tumblr elder. Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written

[jewfrogs]

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

[pisshandkerchief]

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

[noah-wyles]

wallace and gromit arrive at the baftas

[gemsandjunk]

For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

[worm-on-a-blog]

[> worm offers you hope for the new year.]

[> do you accept?]

[worfs-glorious-hair]

[> yes! thank you, dear worm shaped friend!]

[jehovahhthickness]

I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great.

[jehovahhthickness]

Update: I was feeling like a “pick me” when I first made this post. My standards have gone up since then… this is some bare minimum ass shit right here.

I want the moon, the stars and all of the planets in the galaxy with money to buy all the properties I want so I can live comfortably forever.

[ihaveafuckinheadache]

I haven’t used Tumblr in a good 7-8 years, but I’m back and scrolling through my page is like looking at a time capsule. Mishapocalypse, they crave that mineral, the ball pit. Feels like home.

[crazysodomite]

CEO zoom meeting

[nuttersincorporated]

I’ve been re-listening to the Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars segments of the Thrilling Adventure Hour podcast on iTunes recently and I still love it.

Does anyone support the Patreon? Is it worth it? I miss being able to listen to all the episodes.

I already own the graphic novel but I’ve just found out that there’s an actual book too. Somehow, I missed the fact that they released two Beyond Belief books and one Sparks Nevada book. I’ve ordered the Sparks book and I’m looking forward to reading it.

[catchymemes]

[blondejaneblonde]

Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

[naamahdarling]

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

[goddamnshinyrock]

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

[valleyhowler]

Viserys could have ruined Rhaenyra's entire life solely on those rumors alone but instead said he'd cut out the eyes of those who slandered his bb princess and sent her ye olde plan b on the down low because he knew something, somewhere, happened. Then immediately fired Otto for being a snake. That's what separates the Hightowers from the Targaryens. That loyalty is why I love the dragons.

[valleyhowler]

Viserys could have ruined Rhaenyra's entire life solely on those rumors alone but instead said he'd cut out the eyes of those who slandered his bb princess and sent her ye olde plan b on the down low because he knew something, somewhere, happened. Then immediately fired Otto for being a snake. That's what separates the Hightowers from the Targaryens. That loyalty is why I love the dragons.

[goldlightsaber]

honestly if daemon had just been normal for five (5) minutes and like, nicely asked rhaenyra if she would take him as her husband and laid out a convincing argument to viserys, they wouldn't have had to go through all that, but noooo, he's an idiot that can only express his true feelings in the most chaotic and unhealthy way possible

[margoshansons]

IF I HEAR ANY MEN TALK ABOUT SHIT ABOUT HOUSE OF THE DRAGON TONIGHT IT'S ON SIGHT.

THIS EPISODE WAS FOR THE GIRLIES AND THE SLUTS AND THE GIRLIES AND THE SLUTS ONLY.

[ipromisedthesunset]

not daemon taking rhaenyra to the pleasure house to scare her and then going ‘oh shit. abort abort’ when he realized that nah man rhaenyra is 100% down to fuck him in a brothel

[princessrhaenyratargaryen]

WED HER TO ME. WHEN I OFFERED UP MY CROWN YOU SAID I COULD HAVE ANYTHING. I WANT RHAENYRA. I'LL TAKE HER AS SHE IS, AND WED HER IN THE TRADITION OF OUR HOUSE.

[teenagecriminalmastermind]

he has the power of god and anime on his side