Ray Darling

you know that one friend that is always shy but will always be there for you and always thinks deep into stuff... I'm that friend :^)

[ihavenonamelolz]

I need you

It's never fair I don't fucking care, open my eyes you're never there, but when you are I have to bare, when you disappear, count my blessings count my tears, too many shots and too many beers, I feel like the end is already here, help me please I need you here

[629nazusa]

この前のポーラちゃんとペア的な。

[ihavenonamelolz]

I hate it

I hate myself, i hate myself because I always care about people, I hate it because I know they don't feel the same way towards me

[needfordreaming]

pride month: bi pride

[lilbabypink]

Hope you enjoy this picture of my cat.💞

[lovelustquotes]

[lovelustquotes]

[93meilen]

The strongest drug that exists for a human is another human being.

(via 93meilen)

[ihavenonamelolz]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[sweet-thoughtt]

[ihavenonamelolz]

The night sky... Isn't it beautiful

[ruinedchildhood]

[ihavenonamelolz]

Cute

[deejay]

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[kicsterash]

Mickey’s been in similar situations, I see

[disneytoonland]

The Little Mermaid 1989

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

WHAT

[unicornsapplesandstuff]

Which sea is Ariel?

[crackcoffeeaddict]

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

[ari-els-blog1]

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

[mnsreetusa]

Omg.

[believethatyoucangohome]

WHAT

[ginnyshipsdrarry]

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

[ameerkatofficial]

[kittenmeats]

[nudygoon]