two for the price of none

arts n' poop 💩 

[ihavepinkknees]

Yeee guess who finally joined discord.

Anyone have some recommendations for groups to join.

Imma probably just look up on tumble for mainly dc groups

[ihavepinkknees]

it's so nice to see some of your art again! i love it :D

[ihavepinkknees]

[ihavepinkknees]

[ihavepinkknees]

[shadythetortie]

Okay, don't get me wrong here. I LOVE Jurassic Park. I love seeing their dinosaurs. But after watching Prehistoric Planet, and going back to look at this...

And then looking at this...

Notice how much healthier the second set looks? Their lips cover their teeth, they actually have fat on their bodies, their skin doesn't wrinkle like they're dehydrated. You can't see every single tendon and muscle move because you aren't supposed to. Dinosaurs are animals, not reptilian body-builders.

THIS is the kind of change I want to see in how we create realistic depictions of not only dinosaurs, but all prehistoric creatures. Paleoart has always had a huge issue with shrink-wrapping and making these animals look terrifying instead of making them look like, well, animals.

Well done, BBC.

[shadythetortie]

STOP BACKYARD BREEDING YOUR DINOSAURS

Get your Tyrannosaurs from responsible, DKC registered breeders! Anyone who says your rex should be skinny or 'thats just how they are' is lying to you.

[k-eke]

Meet my …… kids.

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[chaos-goblin-time]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

[fireflyfish]

Diogenes is in on tumblr now.

[toshio]

linkin park was right. i’ve become so numb

[tehwitch]

Linkin Park was right about everything

[mustardtigress]

[hustlerose]

i can teach you

[alm0sthere]

t-teach me.. what??

[hustlerose]

[kodachromatics]

[frogbestfriend]

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

[toastbutteregg]

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

My dick is THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BIG

[cybersupport]

/:

[tittily]

hello 911 someones just been slaughtered right in front of me

[depsidase]

[notimeformeta]