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bodyguard13: I’ll just leave this here jaredpadalecki
two days ago i met jared padalecki and i cant fucking stop thinking about it. he was the sweetest person ive fucking met not even kidding. he was so nice and he was so fucking hot, and so tall. and i couldnt breathe because security tried to push me away and he held my arm so tight and just looked at me and squeezed my arm and said "i appreciate you" and he winked at me and grabbed my hand and just squeezed it. and i cant fucking remember what i said back because it was the most insane shit to ever happen to me. like i was fucking flabbergasted walking out of there, SHAKING. i couldnt breathe, and i seriously need help because how does one even get over such a thing. like its all i can think about. JARED I MISS YOU COME BACK. he also said me and my sister did a better job at being dean and sam than him and jensen. because i was dressed as dean and my little sister as sam. it was just a crazy fucking day and i will never ever forget it.
💕💕
“I did a pilot called Supernatural, and hopefully it’ll be on Warner Brothers this fall…”
Jared interview for House of Wax, filmed prior to Supernatural getting picked up, setting this around March or April of 2005. (includes outtakes that the editor probably meant to remove? they’re very cute)
Posted here in 2013, wayback machine link here.
don’t you hate when real life keeps interrupting your extremely serious commitments like your wip, your fanfics, and the emotional support music group you’ve been hyperfixating on for the past three months.
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I thought y'all might like to see Niagara Falls lit up for Pride.
Hope you had a good one!
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
— The Sleeper, Edgar Allan Poe
[text ID: At midnight, in the month of June, / I stand beneath the mystic moon.]
For whatever reason you’re in the closet, you deserve to enjoy pride!
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Good night, let's hope this one will be better than the last. Barely slept, soar throat burning like hell and it felt like an iron ring around my head. Got a bad cold (no Covid, tested negative).
Jared and Samantha at Comic con Stockholm
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
lol me too , lady
One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis
I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.
I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.
I did not hear the word “room”.
I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”
That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us
i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again
(( *smiles* the post is back))
Paramedics had to stop asking “who’s the prime minister?” in Australia because it changed so often that not knowing the answer wasn’t really all that indicative of anything.
One paramedic reported receiving the answer “I haven’t watched the news today”.
Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”