50 vinesauce vinny quotes for starters
“My life hurts.”
“Please wash your hands before committing genocide.”
“You might need to upgrade your internet from potato to carrot.”
“I thought I had wanted a freezing cold room but it turns out I had played myself.”
“No, a Nazi being a dick? It’s the closest thing we’ve ever had in history to a super villain.”
“When people give me things, I owe my body to them.”
“Hitler’s tupperware, everyone.”
“It is done. Physics have been defeated!”
“If you kill yourself you will die.”
“It’s spooky in here.”
“If you turn your volume off, you’ll have a better time.”
“Okay be careful you might commit suicide by trying to cook pizza, it’s very possible.”
“So this is what my life has become, a man surrounded by ducks.”
“Do not presume there to be a problem.”
“You’re not hungry. You just had a Spanish omelet, fuck off.”
“I defnitely had the D at one point.”
“The highlight of my life is telling a bird to eat a dick.”
“I looked down for one second, I look up and there’s a daisy chain of Satanic children following me around!”
“There are two sex scenes? Ah, nice.”
“Oh god, it’s a semen meringue.”
“How dare you waste my time. I’m an important person! And I do important-people things!”
“This is what it’s like to get a nail stuck in your eye.”
“Is the bee human sized or am I bee sized?”
“Can you kill your self again for old time sake?”
"Y'know, some might say that’s safer than using a condom.”
“His name is Vape God.”
“What the hell is he doing out here?!“
“I left you alone for one second!”
"Uncle Jesus will take care of everything.”
“I can now die peacefully.”
“God why do pennies smell like such shit? I hate pennies.”
“This shit’s straight up flavor purple. This ain’t grape, this purple.”
“He doesn’t give a fuck if you’re innocent or guilty, you are fucking dead! All of you!”
“If I got a vuvuzela you guys would hate me forever.”
“You best unfuck yourself.”
"I’m not a film student or anything so, you know, if my opinions of movies and such, you know, upset you, well uh, go fuck yourself.”
“Oh God, it’s like someone poured bleach in my eyes!”
“I am dog. Worf worf.”
“Well, you see, when a piezano puts his spaghetti doodle in a Mama-Mia’s ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."
"That poor defenseless piece of shit.”
“Buy me bacon or fuck off.“
"I’m going to kill the sun.”
“You have Terminal 7. Brain cancer. I don’t even know what that means, but it’s bad.“
"I rate this 9/10. It’s not 10/10 because it didn’t blow me.”
“Oh no… no… this is not going my way!”
“I had a friend who legitimately expected Mario 65 to come out. He ate glue.”
“I’m just going to cry in the bathtub, whilst eating McDonalds chicken nuggets combining both BBQ sauce and sweet and sour sauce, and I’m just going to pour it all over myself, and cry."
“It’s fucking bug spray.”
"No spaghetti, maximum regretti”
“I can’t wait to show Michael Jackson.”
