[ihavethebeard]

Oh hey look a picture of me!

[ihavethebeard]

Does anyone still follow me on here?

[ihavethebeard]

Life’s a garden. Dig it.

Also, kik me @ austin11D

We can talk about anything.

[ihavethebeard]

You're cute as fuck. Stop it.

Why don’t you come off anon and make me.

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[ihavethebeard]

Hey look it’s me!!

[ihavethebeard]

Had a good time at the lake this past weekend!

[ihavethebeard]

Someone please talk to me. I just want someone to talk to.

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[dongboss]

[trippyjuice420]

[luvbey]

[darnpool-deactivated20180521]

ok i wasnt going to comment but i know how fast misinformation spreads on this site and how many of yall just hate checking sources before taking things as facts. and im going to try to do this without spoiling anything.

there are not rape jokes in the Deadpool movie. 

one of the scenes ppl keep talking about is when Negasonic Teenage Warhead hits Angel Dust and Deadpool says ‘i feel bad for anyone who tries to pressure her into prom sex’. hes not joking about date rape. he is literally saying she is going to beat the shit out of anyone who tries to pressure her into doing something she doesnt want to do. 

at another point Wade and another character are talking about their own abusive childhood lives. they are talking about their OWN abuse. this also happens in the comics in which Wade was both physically and sexually abused as a child and he tries to joke it off. hes trying to make light of his own abuse.

i know a lot of people have said they arent going to watch the movie bc of that post claiming there are tons of rape jokes and yall just need to talk with people who have actually seen the movie before you make snap judgements. 

i’m happy to talk with anyone who is still nervous or needs something clarified. 

[boethiah]

please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties 

[boethiah]

it flew over the whole city

[boethiah]

massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale 

[piglii]

[thexlizardxqueen]

That blue balloon to the left seems equally as surprised as we do

[meanplastic]

[diceprophet]

When the bard uses intimidate

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[excima]

i’m fuckig dying

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me as a parent 

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