que sera, sar-ah

~sarah. 23. ny. aquarius~ 👽💀 ~smoke good fuck eat drink~

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#NowPlaying Clutter by Ronald Jenkees

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Show me the way home hunnie

[alien-trippy]

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when you show your friends a new song you’re excited about but none of them like it

[itchyandscratchyshow]

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i’m so mad i didn’t screen shot this but this kid on tinder was telling me he liked always sunny but i could tell he had just seen like various episodes not like the level of fan i am. and i said “that show has shaped my life kinda” and his reply was “probably not something you should brag about” ....immediate red flag to gtfo

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I am heaven sent, don't you dare forget I am all you ever wanted

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so you know how animals used to just roam free and then we started building shit in the middle of their homes. like the reason people hit deer is because we have roads right in the middle of their habitat. first of all that has/had to be so confusing for them. like WTF is this shit that isn’t grass and trees. What if that happens to US. Gradually some other species/entity/life form just starts fucking up our habitat and putting shit right in the middle of where we live. Like something different enough from us that we can’t really even comprehend what’s going on? just that it disturbs our balance and is foreign as hell.

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So, I mean, they DID give Bill Clinton a lobotomy right? Like it's safe to say that's the general consensus??

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[sundxwn]

Bubbles in the mountains

by Oscar Nilsson

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THE SIGNS AS BO BURNHAM QUOTES

Aries: I just ran over my dog with a shopping cart. APRIL FOOLS! I don’t know whose dog it is!

Taurus: If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.

Gemini: I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated.

Cancer: Most of my songs make fun of myself.

Leo: My dad says I act too flamboyant on stage.

Virgo: The average person has one Fallopian tube.

Libra: I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

Scorpio: But, I mean, teenagers just generally aren't very likable. I know I wasn't as a teenager.

Sagittarius: I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

Capricorn: I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Aquarius: Art is a lie, nothing is real.

Pisces: Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.