Hiiii! Would you be willing to write head canons on what it would be like to date Jesse, Badger, and Skinny Pete? Thanks in advance much luv.
Jesse,Badger, and Skinny Pete x gn reader headcanons!
Jesse Pinkman
I am convinced this man will do no wrong. He would genuinely be the sweetest boyfriend im the world
I can see Jesse in the earlier seasons just wanting to come home to you after a long cook, sit on the couch with you and a beer in hand.
Jesse seems like the type of dude to bring you a rock and say it reminded him of you because of the color or something
Type of boyfriend to get matching tattoos with you
He 100% is a yapper (me too) but bro will probably just yap to you about dumb shit Walter did or his interests
This man will probably spoil you with his meth money.
Also feel like he would have matching handmade bracelets with you.
He still draws. I feel like you two make breakfast and he’s sitting at the table with a sketchbook and pencil in hand
overall 100% boyfriend material.
Brandon “Badger” Mayhew
Startreck. Movie marathons, binge watching the show this man is obsessed with startreck
Doesn’t seem to me like the type of person to use pet names, he probably has a ridiculous nickname for you
Dog Person. He 100% has a big fluffy dog that he talks to you about all the time and if you too are in bed together definitely comes up and cuddles with you.
Not much for pda but he would probably just hold your hand in public.
Cuddler. This man is the size of a sasquatch and would deadass be so comfy
Skinny Pete
I personally head-cannon Pete to be into music so I feel like he would defo talk about music to you.
He sleeps like a pretzel. If your cuddling with him expect to wake up with him on the edge of the bed in a weird ass postion.
I feel like he would be the type of person to have matching bracelets with you like one day you come home and he just gives you a matching bracelet.
type of guy to ask at 1 in the morning if youll walk to the corner store with him
if you have long enough hair he plays with it. Idk i feel like he would do that
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I think that they should keep making spinoffs about supporting characters in each successive Breaking Bad spinoff. Like who's that veterinarian Mike gets jobs from? Surely we need a six-season prequel to show his tragic descent into criminality.
plot: general headcanons for a day of getting high with badger!
୨୧ short little work about getting high with my favourite himbo stoner <3 pretty sure the breaking bad community on here is very small these days but i do not care! brandon refers to the reader as “ dude ” because i just think he’d call everyone that
reading music recommendations: flesh into gear by cky - be quiet and drive by deftones - stitches by orgy
♡ whenever you don’t have work, you guys spend so much time just lazing around and getting high together!
୨୧ usually just laying in bed, legs tangled together, passing a blunt back and forth, your head resting on his chest whilst one of his hands is thrown over your lap with one of his hands drawing patterns on your thigh…
♡ reruns of the jackass tv show or the mtv rock channel playing on the tv sitting atop your dresser, volume turned low but not silent
୨୧ the room is dewey with smoke which makes you eventually get up to open a window in the bedroom, much to the displeasure of brandon!
“ hey! what’re you doin’? come back over here ” ( he gets so clingy when he’s high, he hates not having you in his arms even if it’s just for a minute )
♡ within like, 20 minutes of smoking the blunt, brandon gets the munchies BAD! so you guys slowly get up from bed and move to the kitchen
୨୧ rifling through your cupboards, both of you realise you don’t have any snack stuff :(
♡ you’re both kind of broke so most of the time you don’t have super stocked cupboards, it’s nothing new but it feels much worse when you’ve got the munchies…
୨୧ but not to fear! you look through the freezer and what do you find? chicken dinosaurs! leaning up to show them to brandon who immediately gets a big goofy grin on his face
“ oh fuck yeah dude! chicken dino’s, you’re gonna cook ‘em, right? ” ( of course you are )
♡ you prepare them to go in the oven whilst brandon is watching like a kid waiting for his favourite dinner… mindlessly chuckling at the different dinosaurs laid out on the foil
୨୧ whilst they’re cooking, you and brandon play some backyard wrestling on his old PS2, giggling at the over the top moaning from the female wrestlers
♡ he lets you win every match, you can tell he’s letting you win and softly smack him on the shoulder…
“ hey! what? ‘m not lettin’ you win… why would i do that? ” ( he gets kind of whispery towards the end of his sentence, a clear indication that he’s lying, you know him too well )
୨୧ brandon asks SO many stupid hypothetical questions when he’s high…
♡ you have no idea how or why he even thinks to ask them but he asks you at least 10 variations of what you would do if aliens came to earth
୨୧ eventually the timer you set for the chicken dinosaurs goes off and brandon jumps off the end of the bed and practically sprints to the kitchen, grabbing a plate from the cupboard and waiting for you to pull them out
♡ you share a plate of chicken dinosaurs between yourselves back in the bedroom, brandon surprising you by naming every dinosaur on the plate before he eats them… why does he know so many dinosaurs? that’s a question for another day!
୨୧ he praises your cooking skills ( as if they weren’t frozen pieces of chicken you literally just shoved into the oven )
“ these’re so good, dude! thanks for makin’em ” ( you cover his mouth with his hand whilst chuckling, telling him to stop talking when he has food in his mouth )
♡ you both devour them in what’s probably a record breaking time, feeling as though you hadn’t ate for days…
୨୧ brandon gets SUPER mushy and cheesy when he’s high, calling you just about every pet name in the book, telling you how beautiful he thinks you are and always wanting his hands on you, giving you soft kisses from time to time
♡ not to mention how giggly he gets, oh my god!
୨୧ he laughs at literally everything when he’s high, he thinks everything is just so funny! a music video comes on the mtv rock channel? he’s erupting into a fit of laughter and doesn’t have an answer when you ask him what’s so funny
“ i don’t know! it’s jus’ funny, i just think it’s funny ” ( him laughing so much causes you to laugh and now if anyone else were to see you two, you’d look insane )
♡ another thing about him is he really doesn’t like being dressed when he’s high, he just gets really hot and likes to strip down to his boxer shorts and hey, you’re not going to stop him
୨୧ you think it’s cute how he pulls his clothes off as if they’re constricting him, carelessly throwing them across the room knowing he’ll probably trip over his jeans later
♡ sometimes you’ll strip down with him which makes him super smiley <3
୨୧ you’ll lay shoulder to shoulder on the bend just in your underwear, listening to one of his burned CDs as his hand traces just above your underwear line ( his fingers sometimes dipping under if you give him the okay )
♡ before long, you guys get super drowsy and lay back in bed, your head immediately taking its place back on his chest as he pets your hair
୨୧ you two always get the best sleep after getting high and when you wake up, bedsheets are always so crumpled up
♡ arghhh i wanna get high and cuddle with him so bad…
Israel's take of 'we have to kill the kids they might become Hamas' is so fucking dumb. maybe if you didn't bomb the kids and make an entire country suffer under racist apartheid and discrimination for god knows how long, then the kids wouldn't NEED to become Hamas.
just goes to show that Israel doesn't care about eliminating Hamas. Israel cares about eliminating Palestinians.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
