Guys Like You Make Us Look Bad...

Josh, 23, Canadian, A bad smile and a misplaced fistbump \m/

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me after being diagnosed with cozy bitch disease

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[what-iz-life]

Maturity is healing and unlearning your own toxic patterns, so you don't unconsciously pass your pain onto people who didn't hurt you.

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

The Great Pig by Zach Cohen

[msinnoc3ntrock3r78]

[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

[biteythevillain]

try you human brick 

[cawfeeann]

OP why did it take you 2 years to respond to that comment

[biteythevillain]

[garaktime]

why the fuck do they name the racehorses like that, just name them normal  

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[huffylemon]

[cyberxbattalion]

[lionfloss]

by sashaelage

[toxiccafe]

first of all what the fuck

[fuwanek0]

[thehouseofcard]

[geno2925]

alola form

[mysilentpain]

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[goingtothebes]

fuck yes dragon tuesday

[marisatomay]

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

[marisatomay]

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”