ocean man take me by the hand

I like D&D and Legend of Zelda :)

[rennebright]

this video has cosnsistently made me lose it every single time I watch it since yesterday

cw: loud

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[punishandenslavesuckers]

She has no throne. Girls without thrones should not have knights, but hers won’t go. Princess Zelda – the girl who killed Calamity – would love to fade into legend, but Link’s bought a house, he’s fighting off monsters, and he’s selling giant horses to strangely familiar Gerudo men. She’ll never have any peace now. (ao3)  

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[pochowek]

Your favorite vines but everything is soggy

[blackpyrefly]

browsing anime pornography silently and without emotion and shaking my head solemnly when i see bad anatomy

[oflline]

[s-t-r-o-v-e]

[xignis]

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly

[evilvillain123456789]

my urine is always, always crystal clear. like a mountain spring. can you say the same?

[prrb]

No i piss like im spraying fermented brown mustard outta my cunt

[niedopalek]

goodness gracious

[lelouch]

[xignis]

i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[chilewithcarnage]

pussy so tight it crack dicks like crab legs

[evangelionreference]

play this at my funeral

[hyumjim]

have to assume this persons hands were shaking so bad cause my guy owned them so hard

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

CRYPTO DEATHWATCH 2022 LET’S GO

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

[lyricdissonance]

perhaps my favorite thing to happen to me at work was when i was taking the order of this tall 30-something country dude in a camo hat and jacket and he asked what extra toppings he should get on his pizza and i immediately said “whatever you want, follow your dreams” and in the following moments where i’m thinking shit why am i talking to this large southern man like a fellow college student he just looks forward at our selection of extra cheeses and repeats to himself “…follow my dreams”

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

this will never not be funny to me

[vblr-deactivated20220113]

i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[protocol-enjoyer]

et bugs

[laeffy]

“manhole cover” umm I think it’s just called underwear lol

[geniusoflove]

50 dead and 14 injured in a female swag accident

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

50 revived and 14 healed in a white boy swag miracle

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don't even have to repost it in discord anymore i'll just be in a voice call and go "wouldn't it be crazy if the joker could beatbox" and they all tell me to go kill myself