inesh

the account i repost shit on

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[crazysnor1ax]

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[im-mender]

post: I noticed that in act 1 there's a loaded gun mounted on the wall there. I bet by the end of act 2 it will have been fired

all the replies: you're a fucking idiot

*after act 2*

all the replies: how the fuck did you know that

[dogpuppy]

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[sonomonomi]

gotcha!

[pisaconqeso]

syo!!!!!!!!!!!

[moonfloat]

this whole sequence never fails to make me laugh man. i love them so much

[dogpuppy]

[miaowmiaowmimi]

Bro... will you revive me bro... will you be my revival bro... bro..

[lemon-wedges]

POV: Its 2011 and your best friend just came over to tell you about this old album he was able to get imported. Its called All the Right Reasons by Nickelback

[asterriterri]

This might be the best moment in all of Danganronpa you’re telling me Nagito planned an entire murder and when his classmates found the body the first thing he does is go behind his crush and grab his waist to comfort him ohhhh well played Nagito well played