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“Zim, we gotta have a talk kid.”

“Ngh. Okay, sure.”

The demon gave the boy a stern look. “I’m going to cut to the chase, Zim. The sending nude pictures to Dib? Gotta stop. I’m serious. I’m not going to have that in my house.”

“What– Eh?! Have… Have you been looking through my phone, father?!” he’d pull his phone out of his sweater pocket, looking at it with concern and panic.

“Let’s just say that I’ve been hearing things.” He gave the boy a frown. “You’re not in trouble, Zim. But it needs to be dealt with. This hologram, everything just….”

The demon shook his head. “Look. I know you’re young, I remember what it was like being your age too. But your boyfriend’s behavior is already far out of line, Zim. And it doesn’t help when this encourages him. You’re lucky I havn’t decapitated him yet. You’re underage, and these types of things attract attention from people much older than you, like Able.”

His golden eyes narrowed. “I’m not blaming you for the abuse and general lack of morals of others- they should know better. Especially Able. But you have the potential to be a master of demolition. I expect better, more careful behavior from you, Zim.”

Zim would look down, casting his glance off to the side as he stuck both his hands in his hoodie pockets. Zim felt rather… Ashamed, mostly due to the fact that he was being told off. Zim would chew on his inner cheek as Bill spoke, his face heating up very badly.

The nudes had actually been for Zim’s own personal amusement– usually because they’d be taken lightheartedly, with weird things in the background that Dib would express his discomfort towards. Not willing to say any of this, Zim muttered out a quiet, “yes, father,” while still refusing to make eye contact.

“Good.” The demon’s expression was still rigid, but his voice softened a bit, placing his hand on the shoulder of the crestfallen boy.

“I just want you to be safe. I know you’re plenty tough…But there’s dangerous people out there. People who can take advantage of you. You were already hurt once… I don’t want that to happen again.”

In truth, Cipher wasn’t mad at Zim at all- his anger was more so directed at those who had deliberately put his son in danger. “And you know where to find me if someone tries to harm you. But if something happens to me, and I can’t be there… I need you to just take caution. Okay?”

#short reply gomen #ic #bill rick

“... Okay,” Zim would give a small nod, finally deciding to look up at Bill. He’d hesitate before speaking again, keeping that solemn demeanor.

“.... Father? Who is that Rick with a scar? What does he want from Zim? What did he mean by ‘Jail Bait?’”

i’m thinking of setting this blog up as an archive so i can redo my tags and sorta clean up my dashboard a little bit.like, i’d remake it under a new email and stuff

mostly i want a cleaner tagging system like the rest of my blogs and motivation to redo zim’s bio so it’s up-to-date with this blog’s canon. all my current rps and drafts would be transferred over to the new blog

would anyone be against this?

#ooc

@iinvader

“Zim, we gotta have a talk kid.”

“Ngh. Okay, sure.”

The demon gave the boy a stern look. “I’m going to cut to the chase, Zim. The sending nude pictures to Dib? Gotta stop. I’m serious. I’m not going to have that in my house.”

“What– Eh?! Have… Have you been looking through my phone, father?!” he’d pull his phone out of his sweater pocket, looking at it with concern and panic.

“Let’s just say that I’ve been hearing things.” He gave the boy a frown. “You’re not in trouble, Zim. But it needs to be dealt with. This hologram, everything just….”

The demon shook his head. “Look. I know you’re young, I remember what it was like being your age too. But your boyfriend’s behavior is already far out of line, Zim. And it doesn’t help when this encourages him. You’re lucky I havn’t decapitated him yet. You’re underage, and these types of things attract attention from people much older than you, like Able.”

His golden eyes narrowed. “I’m not blaming you for the abuse and general lack of morals of others- they should know better. Especially Able. But you have the potential to be a master of demolition. I expect better, more careful behavior from you, Zim.”

Zim would look down, casting his glance off to the side as he stuck both his hands in his hoodie pockets. Zim felt rather... Ashamed, mostly due to the fact that he was being told off. Zim would chew on his inner cheek as Bill spoke, his face heating up very badly.

The nudes had actually been for Zim's own personal amusement-- usually because they'd be taken lightheartedly, with weird things in the background that Dib would express his discomfort towards. Not willing to say any of this, Zim muttered out a quiet, "yes, father," while still refusing to make eye contact.

#ic #bill rick

@iinvader

“Zim, we gotta have a talk kid.”

“Ngh. Okay, sure.”

The demon gave the boy a stern look. “I’m going to cut to the chase, Zim. The sending nude pictures to Dib? Gotta stop. I’m serious. I’m not going to have that in my house.”

"What-- Eh?! Have... Have you been looking through my phone, father?!" he'd pull his phone out of his sweater pocket, looking at it with concern and panic.

#ic #bill rick

@iinvader

“Zim, we gotta have a talk kid.”

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"Ngh. Okay, sure."

#ic #bill rick

.... What exactly do you mean by... 'Jail bait'?

You know exactly what you’re doing with that hologram Zim. Let’s not in-insult each other by p-pretending otherwise. I’ll be keeping my Morty away from you, he doesn’t have the self restraint required to be around that kind of thing.

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… Eh? You’ve lost me.

Sorry if it seems like I know what is happening, but I actually don’t.

Never mind kid, it’s not my responsibility to discuss these things with you.

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??

Whatever you say, Rick.

#ic #evilgsanchez

.... What exactly do you mean by... 'Jail bait'?

You know exactly what you’re doing with that hologram Zim. Let’s not in-insult each other by p-pretending otherwise. I’ll be keeping my Morty away from you, he doesn’t have the self restraint required to be around that kind of thing.

#[[ HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ZIIIIM ]]

... Eh? You've lost me.

Sorry if it seems like I know what is happening, but I actually don't.

#ic #evil rick

Shit My Coworkers and I Have Said Sentence Starters

"Tips now, tits later."

"I'm quitting."

"Now that I have successfully robbed you, I'm leaving."

"I'm going to have to cut you."

"Working at a cafe is not cutesy. It's pouring coffee on yourself while a grown woman yells at you."

"You're not supposed to be checking out high school girls."

"If you have time to lean, you have time to clean."

*shoves hand in [other character's] breast pocket*

"I like money! I want money."

"Some bastard kid was rubbing his face on the glass."

"Did he say his name was 'Shrek'?"

"If you don't take a break, I'm going to break you."

"One lawyer sandwich!"

"When have I ever repeated myself ever? I never repeat myself. Ever. I don't repeat myself."

"I never clean."

"If I sound petty, it's because I am."

"I hate that kid. I hate that kid so much."

"I'm brimming with rage."

"If I don't eat lunch, someone is going to hurt."

"Look! There's a ski guy on the thing-thing!"

"I'll text-talk in French!"

"Militants can have fun, too."

"What kind of dystopian society are we living in?!"

"I'll start shooting heroin tomorrow."

"That stressed me out just reading that."

"Why do I think things are a good idea?"

"PLEASE, ______! I WANT TO GET POSSESSED BY DEMONS!"

"You get the anti-discount. We'll add 10% to your bill."

"Is that just somebody that everybody calls mom?"

"That'll be another $5."

"I smoked a bowl and watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians until I passed out."

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iinvader replied to your photo “jar media just did me very, very wrong. ”

im so upset

don’t need a ghost vacuum when the ghost already’s got a vacuum in it’s asshole.

#criminallygreen #true

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or we can all stop viewing me as a shotacon whatevertheshit

What the hell is shotacon

#[[ GO HOME AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF; crack ]]#ic #dibxmembrane

or we can all stop viewing me as a shotacon whatevertheshit

#ic #dash watching

lucidsuggestion

why even wait anymore when you aren’t fucking coming after me.

heartbreaksuggestions

let them go. you’re better off without them.

#i c ant #i cant i cant #fuuuck #[[ I AM ZIM ]]

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//Oops. Forgot to post this garbage from two days ago.

#[[ I AM ZIM ]]#im so gay

Text:"Stop sending me nudes

[TXT] ?? i sent those to dib what

Text:Check the sender twice b/c My name starts with A and thus will probably be on top.. Text: Btw I deleted them no worries

[TXT] my keyboard isnt in english able

[TXT] my language is much diferent than yours

[TXT] i dont realy care anyways

{TEXT} Then your phone might be broken, or something b/c I definitely got those…

[TXT] yes i see thqt now

[TXT] what im saying is i got letters in MY language confused

[SENT AN IMAGE]

[TXT] sorta happens when your not looking to hard

Text:Dude English is hard enough for me to read, I can’t imagine trying to read yours, geeze…I getcha though”

#ic #message logs #thehighclassbadass

[TXT] yeah seriosuly

[TXT] english is even worse for me

Text:"Stop sending me nudes

[TXT] ?? i sent those to dib what

Text:Check the sender twice b/c My name starts with A and thus will probably be on top.. Text: Btw I deleted them no worries

[TXT] my keyboard isnt in english able

[TXT] my language is much diferent than yours

[TXT] i dont realy care anyways

{TEXT} Then your phone might be broken, or something b/c I definitely got those…