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For all those, who feel the hole of mystery in their lives since I'm in the Band has been canceled. A collection of our all time favorite Iron Weasel quotes...

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Tripp: “It was great hanging with you at lunch, Lana.” Lana: “Yeah… that class is hard…”

I’m in the Band Season 1, Episode 2

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Derek: "The money's nowhere to be found! There's only one thing that could have happened..." Ash: "It turned invisible!" Burger: "Someone stole it!" Ash: "Someone stole it!" Season 2, Episode 10

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I know that this isn’t Miley, but I love it so much!

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I'm in the Band Season 1, Episode 10

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Derek Jupiter Appreciation Post

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Face Down In a Plate Of Nachos

Iron Weasel

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I’m in the Band Season 1, Episode 11

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- I’m in the Band Season 2, Episode 16

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- I’m in the Band Season 2, Episode 5

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Bleed: Fine! I did it! All of it! I destroyed my own guitar, I tried to frame you for the dumpster job and I don’t really have a stupid, British accent! Derek: The guitar and the dumpster I could’ve forgiven… But nobody steps on the Queen’s tongue!

I’m in the Band Season 1, Episode 16

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- I’m in the Band Season 2, Episode 3

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- I’m in the Band Season 2, Episode 5

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I have more charisma in my little finger than most people have in both their little fingers put together!

Derek Jupiter (via gilraina) I'm in the Band Season 1, Episode 1

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Derek: “We’ve come up with some really good campaign signs: Don’t vote for Bryce - he’s half bear!”

Tripp: “Aren’t bears kinda cool?”

Derek: “Yes sure, everybody wants a bear-president until he goes to give his acceptance speech and all that comes out is RAAAWR RAAAAAAAAWR and then he poops on the podium.”

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Derek: “My uncle Alistair got caught between two lions that were fighting. His last words were: ‘Don’t worry! I may only have one arm, but AAAAAAAHHH’ and then he pooped on the podium.”

I'm in the Band Season 2, Episode 14

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Derek: “We’ve come up with some really good campaign signs: Don’t vote for Bryce - he’s half bear!”

Tripp: “Aren’t bears kinda cool?”

Derek: “Yes sure, everybody wants a bear-president until he goes to give his acceptance speech and all that comes out is RAAAWR RAAAAAAAAWR and then he poops on the podium.”

I'm in the Band Season 2, Episode 14

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Derek: “After a long night of being irritated beyond all reason, the four rockstars led the obnoxious little boy into the deep dark woods… and he was never … seen ….. again. The …… End!” Chucky: “Wooow that was a great ghost story! How did you think of it?” Derek: “It just kinda came to me…”

I’m in the Band Season 1, Episode 3

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Tripp: “I may have spread a rumor that Brice Johnson saves his farts in a jar…” Burger: “Yeah the key is you gotta get the lid on right away… It really is a two men job…” Ash: “You know it brother!”

I'm in the Band Season 1, Episode 2

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Tripp: “All right I got a solution. This all started when a kid hurt himself doing the Weasel-Slap. Well, I got him to come over here!” Burger: “Oh good! We’re gonna beat him with a bag of oranges!” Ash and Derek: “YEAH!” Tripp: “Yeah… cause that will give us good publicity. Look, I also got the reporter to come over.” Derek: “So we’re gonna beat her with a bag of oranges!” Ash and Burger: “Yeah!” Tripp: “You guys know what good publicity means?!?!” Ash and Burger: “No…” Tripp: “No oranges!!!” Ash, Burger and Derek: “Oh…”

I’m in the Band

Season 1, Episode 3

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Tripp: “I may have spread a rumor that Brice Johnson saves his farts in a jar…” Burger: “Yeah, the key is that you gotta get the lid on right away! … It really is a two men job…” Ash: “You know it, brother!”

I’m in the Band Season 1, Episode 2