This Isn't Home, Just a House.

Mary Jane wants to be an actress. Mary Jane is the best in her class with straight A's and rare B's if her father had gotten to her that night. ((independent roleplay blog for Mary Jane Watson. I have not had the chance to read the comics, so I am going off of cartoons and the musical Spiderman, Turn off the Dark. Will rolelpay with anyone and everyone. Muse is not yet of age to roleplay smut, but will if asked.))

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[xanniesworld]

Do you hear that sound? IT’S MY FEELS SHATTERING 

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Ok, guys, I really need some help.

I don’t have money for my bills this month and I am terrified. 

Is there any way that you all can help me raise $500? 

If all of my followers donated just $1, I would have double that. 

Please, please help? 

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$110 raised. $390 to go.

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There’s a donation button on my blog page, just so people know where to go if you want to help.

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Everybody Loves Me {Look So Good I Might Die}

You know, a guy could get used to not hating his superhero self.  It was pretty nice, really. Everybody loved Spider-Man. He was like the male Gabby Douglas of Manhattan! It was so fun. Why hadn’t he started loving this sooner? When he was in the suit, everybody thought he was just so funny and so charming and soooo amazing. 

Wasn’t that fun? Spider-Man swung through the city, looking for a good place to land. He knew there had to be a fan somewhere…

But, you know. The fame really wasn’t getting to his head, oh no.

[ijustcant-walkaway]

The shape in the sky, was that...? She sighed and a small laugh escaped her lips. It was. Spiderman flying through the sky. She had taken a late night shift at the diner that night. 

She laughed and continued to walk, shaking her head as she walked into an alley, leaning against the building as she opened the envelope her boss had handed her before she left. She pulled out the check. $14.00, the money that she had earned that day. She sighed and looked back up at the shadow of the superhero swinging around.

[ijustcant-walkaway]

When the person pointed out the welts on her arm her eyes widened, mentally cursing, asking herself why she didn't wear long sleeves.

"Oh, they're nothing, I was playing with my belt and I accidentally hit myself." 

What a lame excuse, she thought to herself, no way in hell they're gonna fall for that.

[ijustcant-walkaway]

                            {She stared down at her shoes as the teacher spoke, her grades had been spotty at best all week, mainly because of her father's mood, yet the only thing she was thinking about was...}

                                         "I need new shoes."

[tentacritters]

11:03AM GMT 31 Oct 2008

Staff believe that the octopus called Otto had been annoyed by the bright light shining into his aquarium and had discovered he could extinguish it by climbing onto the rim of his tank and squirting a jet of water in its direction.

The short-circuit had baffled electricians as well as staff at the Sea Star Aquarium in Coburg, Germany, who decided to take shifts sleeping on the floor to find out what caused the mysterious blackouts.

A spokesman said: “It was a serious matter because it shorted the electricity supply to the whole aquarium that threatened the lives of the other animals when water pumps ceased to work.

“It was on the third night that we found out that the octopus Otto was responsible for the chaos.

“We knew that he was bored as the aquarium is closed for winter, and at two feet, seven inches Otto had discovered he was big enough to swing onto the edge of his tank and shoot out the 2000 Watt spot light above him with a carefully directed jet of water.”

Director Elfriede Kummer who witnessed the act said: “We’ve put the light a bit higher now so he shouldn’t be able to reach it. But Otto is constantly craving for attention and always comes up with new stunts so we have realised we will have to keep more careful eye on him - and also perhaps give him a few more toys to play with.

“Once we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank, another time he threw stones against the glass damaging it. And from time to time he completely re-arranges his tank to make it suit his own taste better - much to the distress of his fellow tank inhabitants.”

This is one smart octopus.

[pleasedontremember]

No but for real though scientists have theorized that if the octopus had a longer life span, they would create underwater civilizations THAT IS HOW SMART THEY ARE

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JUGGLING THE HERMIT CRABS

[theavidpatient]

That Otto is a real bastard. 

[ijustcant-walkaway]

GUESS WHO'S COMIN BACK AFTER DISAPPEARING FOR NO REASON???

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[portablethemepark]

I’ve always loved the implied backstory for this moment. For this to happen, Gobber had to have studied Toothless’s ruined tail mechanism, found Hiccup’s notes in the workshop, figured out how to recreate it, worked with toothless to make sure it fit, then modified it and forged Hiccup’s new leg to work with it. All so Hiccup would be able to immediately get back onto Toothless when he regained consciousness and not dwell on the lost limb. ‘Cause Gobber knows what it’s like to lose limbs and how important it is to keep looking forward toward what’s possible.

Gobber is freakin’ awesome.

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

^OMG I never thought of that! Gobber is quickly becoming my favorite character in the HTTYD film series. 

[confessions-of-a-dragon-rider]

I really hate it when people say they only like Toothless because He’s cute. Yes, don’t get me wrong, He’s as adorable as a kitten or a puppy. But there’s so much more to Him than that.

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Whoever wrote this come here so I can hug you and feed you fish because you sir/ma’am are an amazing person who is right.

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

^Yes. He’s cute but as far a non-human and non-speaking character goes Toothless is very complex! He goes through as much a journey of self discovery and trust as Hiccup does.  Maybe more so, because it was Hiccup’s trap that crippled him and kept him from flying. This dragon, who up to that point had been attacking humans and seeing humans as enemies, ended up loving and trusting the very human who had hurt him the most, because Hiccup proved to Toothless that not all humans kill.

You know the whole “They always go in for the kill” speech Gobber gives Hiccup in the kill ring? Well it’s likely that’s what dragons thought of the Vikings (extremely dangerous kill on sight) and Hiccup didn’t kill him, and was likely thinking the exact same thing as HIccup was:

"Why didn’t you."

Sorry to go off on a tangent I just really love everything about Toothless’s character and I hate how a lot of people forget that he’s a wonderfully written and complex character and have downgraded him to ‘pet’.