the avid patient

What does one say about the self? I have stories; many book worthy material that no doubt I will share as timing shows.

[victusinveritas]

[theavidpatient]

[theotherendcomics]

[lavendxrtea]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[odinsblog]

[cosmonautroger]

capybara

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

[chum-personable]

[catmeowmentz]

[jubs]

thinking mood

[apollohour]

spin the wheel for a genre!

You are now the main character of this genre, how are you managing?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE AAAAAAAAAA

I was made for this role, I am the optimal main character and I am flawless

I'll try my best, make some stumbles but I'll get to a satisfying finish

I am a lucky bastard and will somehow succeed in a genre-defying way

I'm trying my hardest but what the fuck

This is not the genre for me man, I was made for greatness but what is this

I will grit my way through it, desperately trying to subvert every trope

I end up just, killing a bunch of people, I don't think I'm the mc anymore

I immediately give up and just let the dirt consume me

INSTANTLY DEAD, WHAT THE FUCK OP

My interpretation of this prompt is too complex for this small-minded poll

Results/I simply do not

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2025

[theavidpatient]

Wtf even is this piece of propaganda!?

[romcommunist]

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

[wetheurban]

Affirm it with me:

Everything that leaves is replaced by something better. I never lack.

[ruinedchildhood]

[theavidpatient]

[brananna]

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

[quantummindclassicalheart]

'I Am Not Going to Apologize': Bishop Who Confronted Trump Speaks Out

In an interview with TIME, Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde discussed her sermon, which has drawn death threats and prompted Trump to demand an ap

[godtiermeme]

That man doesn't understand a single fucking word she's saying. He's just pissed she didn't kiss his ass. I want nothing but the worst for him.

[theavidpatient]

Vance sat there searching to make eye contact with anyone with a look that could only be described as saying "did she really fucking say that to us?" This cabinet and presidency is a really dingus fest.

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[theavidpatient]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[theavidpatient]

Vines that will live in my mind rent free:

[vialjarhorn]

Redemption. 5 x 7 inches, oil on hardboard.