be a doll, and hand me that diet coke. @ijusthadathink - Tumblr Blog

taylor swift is the best songwriter of our generation and if she was a man this wouldnt be a controversial opinion and im glad she fucking knows it

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Weeds, S8 Ep 9

religionsinyourlips-archive

taylor: religion’s in your lips… the altar is my hips

me:

@taylorswift Taylor, I am cracking UP. My son who is one month old, his name is Leo so thank you for giving me a song to sing with his name in it. also a BOP I LOVE YOU YOU FEMINIST QUEEN.

#taylorswift #lover

sunshineonstreet

my food in the microwave like:

taylorswift

Oh wow.

What have I done.

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Reputation Tour - June 30, 2018

spacetwinks

the fact that placebos can work even when you know they’re placebos is so fucked up. what the hell is up with the brain

spacetwinks

like some kind of fucked up wrinkled goblin that won’t unlock the chemical secrets if you just ask politely, you have to give it some kind of pill. you can tell it that the pill doesn’t do shit, but it doesn’t care, it just wants the pill

hockeylesbians

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)

daruyuki-kun

This is what sports should be about <3

chrishallbeck

Parenting.

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sushinfood

THANK YOU

bentheechidna

I love this one personally.

bob-belcher

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

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Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler by Art Streiber for Vanity Fair

allamericansbitch

You should’ve said no, baby and you might still have me

thehorrcr

TAYLOR SWIFT STAN OR NAH, U CAN’T TELL ME THAT WE, AS HUMANS, DON’T GO FUCKING BAT SHIT WHEN “YOU BELONG WITH ME” COMES ON, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR “YOU’RE ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND -” STARTS, U GO GODDAMN APESHIT, LIKE A FERAL PART OF UR BRAIN TURNS ON, AND PRETTY SOON UR TRANSCENDING THIS REALITY, UNTIL UR A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL, SINGING INTO A HAIR BRUSH, LIKE, “IF YOU CAN SEE THAT I AM THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU, BEEN HERE ALL THIS TIME, SO WHY CAN’T YOU, SEEEEEEEEEEE E E E e E E YOU B El O GN Wi TH M E EE E E EE E E” DON’T TELL ME YOU DON’T, BECAUSE THEN I AM CALLING YOU A MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN LIAR!!! TAYLOR SWIFT TURNS US ALL INTO 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH THAT SONG, IT IS A UNIVERSAL MOOD, I REST MY CASE.