i’m more of a diet dr. pepper guy these days tbh

alex • 29 • he/him

[vague-space]

Getting a little HomoErotic (2008)

[gaysie]

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

[thedietcokedude]

for the record he wasn’t on the bed when i started stripping the sheets off

[knucklecurve]

[kragehund-est]

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

what

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[misophonie]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[humbug]

GRACE JONES  La Vie En Rose (Top Pop 1977)

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[eightbitpale]

I just know that’s gonna feel good

[kosmogrl]

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

[powerofthestruggle]

Shelly Duvall taking a break from filming The Shining to have a cigarette (1980)

[giftofgabber]

Googling your name + death

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[bgm05]

SCREAMING erections

[bgm05]

people asking for the strain im PRETTY sure it was called Love Potion #1 or something to that effect

[orcboxer]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]