Mayhem at your service~

The name's Jinx and my shark cannon is Fishbones. (He's a goody two-shoes so don't listen to him >:C) I loooove to create havoc any and everywhere I go :3 wanna join? M!A:none

[abronycurator-deactivated201508]

Why aren’t we funding this?

[solar-custos-blog1]

dancefortheflowers Amirite?

[ask-chris-of-the-mojave]

Conventional (Jinx/Fem!Chris Modern AU)

Internet dating, she wouldn’t admit to actually logging onto one of those sites but it didn’t hurt to try it. What’s the worst that could happen? Add to the mental instability she was already feeling thanks to a botched patrol in her military service. Regardless, she had to try this, feeling such loneliness could no longer be filled by her husky dog. She needed… Human contact… As weak as that sounded in her mind.

So there she stood, back propped up against one of the windows dressed in a somewhat baggy flannel and jeans that weren’t quite skin tight but cupped her legs nicely. She wore a blue ball-cap, it’s bill tucked over her eyes as she waited for this person she had met online. Jinx, was her name. A rather unique one at that… Like what she used to say to her brother. ‘Jinx, you owe me a coke.’ Those were simpler times, weren’t they.

[ijustlovecausingtrouble]

She was bored. She hated walking but Fishbones told her to be proper. “Tch, I am proper, heck! I invented proper!’ Jinx huffed as she felt almost..empty without her weapons. Pow-Pow had told her that the reason she was feeling bored lately with causing havoc was that she was lonely. She had laughed and called him crazy until Fishbones for once agreed with hirm. It was strange to say the least but she gave it a go. They had told her that there was internet cafe down the block from where they lived. Then they mentioned a dating website. That was when she started to block them out...until she couldn’t sleep. For weeks. It was so bad that she couldn’t even focus on her daily wrong-doings. It was driving her past insanity. So she dressed up to look normal (stealing someone’s clothes in broad daylight) and entered the cafe and as soon as she entered her information....her face popped up. She looked different. Jinx liked different, Jinx loved different mixed in with some combat training.

“How do I look guys? Like a million trillion buckaroos?” Jinx asked in her bubblegum short shorts and light blue tank top (that she of course stole from some teenager). She did a small twirl before coming to a stop and grinning at her audience. Jinx rolled her eyes at a comment Fishbones had about her stealing someone’s clothes, “trust me Fishbones, it looks better on me~ I was doing her a favour! Wish me the best of lucks~ byeeeeeee,” she sang out as she skipped to where she was supposed to meet her date. It was a small cafe that actually served by people instead of robots. Safer for Jinx because being a criminal, all the robots were programmed to alert the police if a criminal was trying to have a peaceful day with some tea and cake. Thankfully her new friend, Chris was her name, didn’t question it. She rounded the corner and saw Chris leaning against the window and she stopped and stared. She looked hotter in person. She would also be fun to play with but Jinx had a suspicion that it would take time. Was she ready for this? Of course she was. So Jinx walked right over to Chris with a big smile, and pulled her in for a kiss.

[illkim]

[eauprah]

Me after ordering pizza

[infelice]

[phantasypunk]

I love these.

[embersign]

Reblogging again because I love this.

[asknoraandren]

Send "Just Pull It Already!" to see how my muse reacts to seeing your muse pointing a gun at them and hesitating to pull the trigger

[abronycurator-deactivated201508]

Why aren’t we funding this?

[s-trange-r-deactivated20130131]

[koukoukrunch]

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

[starpyrate]

When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

[cerastes]

When someone challenges you to a game they are boss at and you win by sheer button mashing anyways.

[nevermore117]

when someone beats you at a game you’re boss at 

[rainbowbeforeme]

couples when playing mmos together (from experience)

tank/healer - you won’t find a better combination, they know exactly how the other works and are the best at keeping the whole group alive

tank/tank - they have the guild or group of friends divided and everything turns into a popularity contest. even if one of them accepts their fate as subtank the bitter resentment is a ticking bomb that one day will go off. good luck.

tank/dps - the human representation of the “hoe dont do it” *does it* “oh my god” meme

healer/healer - would be like tank/tank if it weren’t because they’re probably the most stable relationship in the world with all that saintly patience. bless

healer/dps - snarky pieces of shit

dps/dps - god no 

[starcunning]

[straight person voice] so which one of you is the tank and which one is the healer

[harlequinhatter]

what do you think Garnet?

[maybemoonbeams]

OKAY THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[ijustlovecausingtrouble]

LMFSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[harlequinhatter]

what do you think Garnet?

[maybemoonbeams]

OKAY THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[jacky-y-black]

I you want to be a magical girl ,don'tyou??

[canisterlion]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[markisepticeye-deactivated20150]

When you beat a level that took you FOREVER to beat

[glitter-bl00d]

Fusions. I had a lot of fun working on this. Also some closeups of everyone’s face.

Prints will be available at Special Edition NYC!

[victoriaringsinyourears]

DO NOT ERASE THESE CAPTIONS — ESPECIALLY THIS EXTRA SLIDE: 

Seriously, the whole game is only $20 if you buy it all at once, $22 if you end up doing Ep 1 and follow up with 2-4. It’s also made by the same developers as Remember Me, the OTHER female-driven sci-fi adventure, but this one’s a lot less-action packed. 

And the whole fandom is serious when we call an it intense experience. 

But we mean it in the ABSOLUTE BEST WAY. It is a game that is wholly worth your time. 

[ssxninjagangsta]

Honestly it is one of the best games i have played so far this year. I loved the game Gone Home and while watching a trailer i saw it likened to it so I figured what the hell its only 5 bucks.then i started playing it and i recognized the art style from somewhere so when I looked it up and saw that it  was by the same people who made Remember Me I got even more excited.

Then I started to play it… It sucked me in and I was hooked. After beating the end of the first episode I was left Craving more Because i needed to know how Maxes story was going to unfold from that point and bought the season pass for all the episodes which I look very forward to playing upon their release.

To make a long story short this game is awesome and you should definitely pick it up on whatever your game device is! or at the least play the first episode to give it a shot.

[ssxninjagangsta]

THIS GAME IS THE MOST SUSPENSEFUL AND AWESOME GAME I HAVE PLAYED THIS YEAR… I also just Completed episode 3…So good!!! Please go out and by this game!

[lifeisstrange-theories]

I LOVE THIS GAME!! EVERY SECOND IS LIKE A WHOLE THRILLER! 

IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED IT YET, DO IT!!

[phoebemaciver-deactivated201701]

Note to all girls

You don’t HAVE to have a boyfriend before you reach your 20’s. I see a lot of girls saying they feel insecure because they’ve never had a boyfriend or are still a virgin. Don’t hate that about yourself, it just shows that you are capable of surviving tough teenage yourself, and with the added bonus of no heart breaks! Sometimes the people who are meant to be in your lives will come later than others. But that one person will come and it will be good.