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[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[the-supernatural-atheist]

thats right folks. my peonis? cold and made of metal as fuuuuuck

[brostateexam]

it's been a bad year for essential workers, mental health, small businesses and probably many of the people reading this, but it's been a great year for hot takes

[venort]

CHALLENGE:

You are now hosting a dinner party for everyone in this post:

Working Class CIA

Money Is Queer

Capitalist Aliens

tfw No Bestie

Trans Rights War Profiteering

Cute Korean Slurs

Xi Jinping Hamilton

Tobacco Connection

Cyber Communist Bezos

Hunter Gatherer Shoplifter

Who sits next to who?

(bonus: you can slide Working Class CIA 20 money to assassinate any of the other guests and frame Guatemala. Do you take the offer?)

[brostateexam]

This is the first good addition to this post in more than a year

[shaneposting]

i spent an absolutely insane amount of time on this and in doing so realised i’m probably more deranged than some of the original people in the tweets. i feel like i’ve been on a journey

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[pierog]

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[jame7t]

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

[cryptotheism]

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

[cryptotheism]

you can seek out and eat the learnlets of your enemies for the purposes of war

[emnesoi0]

the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

gamers are by and large unequipped to read

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[hotvampireadjacent]

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Give a man a fanfic, and he will read for a day. Teach a man to write, and he still won't do it.

He'll think about it though, and boy oh boy, he'll be thinking about it...

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[thesituation]

i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports

[thesituation]

i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like

[snapscube]

Why does everything have to happen in the meantime? Why can't it happen in the nicetime??

you might be the most enlightened person on the planet

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

Would you fuck jafar if he was like begging you to

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

dont think i need to even mention that your relationships with alladin, jasmine, and genie suffer horribly if you tread this dark path... But hes so needy

[risquecervidae]