[escuerzoresucitado]

[squeakitties]

[catchymemes]

[gayweeddaddy69]

The most french sentence ever to be written in english

[daily-showerthoughts]

5 is like an honorary even number

[charlixcxfan420]

why does this make sense?

[gum-my-bears-deactivated2025011]

Spiderman noir coming into 2018 and finding out there are still nazis

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site

[pinetrest]

banning porn could

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

you’re legit right and i think maybe i actually did curse tumblr to die by making this post

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[geekandmisandry]

Anyway there was an English pirate in the 18th century called Benjamin Hornigold and that is the best pirate name I can think of and the only logical path when you have that name is to either become a pirate or a dragon.

[geekandmisandry]

A dragon pirate would also be valid, yes.

[takealookatyourlife]

Athena blessed her with the ability to protect herself and men beheaded her for it.

[takealookatyourlife]

[bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2]

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

[gabyluvsxena]

Athena’s hands were tied. Yes, she was a powerful Goddess, but she was very much a woman in a “boys club”, and the true offending party (don’t think for a moment that Athena blamed Medusa for being raped in the temple, Athena knows better) held all the cards. There was nothing that Athena could do to punish the true criminal, and she was expected to punish Medusa by everyone else. What’s a Goddess to do when she cannot punish those who need to be punished and is expected to punish not only the truly innocent party, but her most beloved follower? Use that incredible brain power she had to protect Medusa at all costs, and of course the men would see it as punishment, to be have her beauty stripped from her and sent to live in the shadows. Medusa should have been KILLED for supposedly defiling the temple, whether she truly did or not, but she was given the gift of life, and the ability to protect herself and her daughters (who she bore thanks to Poseidon). This is why Medusa’s image was used to signify woman’s shelters and safe houses.

Medusa means “guardian; protectress”, and she was.

[geekremix]

holy shit.

[virtuous-thing]

Feministic mythology is what I’m here for

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[pragmaculture]

Ladies and gentlemen, our national bird!

[kylemeister1-deactivated2018120]

it is currently ｒｅａｌ ｋｉｗｉ ｈｏｕｒｓ

[mad-hare]

animals that evolved with no natural predators are amazing

[maxofs2d]

https://twitter.com/shaunfinney/status/1044036209511522304

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[apetemoss]

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

[meangirlnurse]

i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once

[thugilly]

dead

[paper-mario-wiki]

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

[foulserpent]

dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and

[veeshnyah]

I EAT RICE WITH MUSTARD AND MARSHMALLOWS WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW??!!

[foulserpent]

i suppose thats fair like if you arent just making that up and actually do eat something that outrageously abhorrent, then yea i guess your existence actually does kind of challenge the concept of a benevolent god

[werewolfmali]

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

[hipstermun-deactivated20150212]

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

[cloperella]

that was awesome

[lizawithazed]

this delights me

[burglethoseturts-blog-deactivat]

I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I NEVER FOUND IT AGAIN BUT HERE IT IS YEEES