World’s Silliest Ike Fan

Imitation Jester. I try to be funny sometimes. Gene / Just a shy bi guy / Happy Pride! Also I like Ike :V

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Insurance will be like: “here’s a message for you :)” and it’s a link to a page that says “REMINDER: you have asthma”

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First thing you’ll learn about me is: I’m a very private person

Second thing you’ll learn about me is:

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Now I know what it’s like to be in hell.

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Tomodachi Life update:

Titania rejected Cassandra in favor of Astarion. Girl, what are you doing?

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I will always have room for refreshing beverage.

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Sometimes, I have to acknowledge to myself that I’m more of an Ike fan than a fire emblem fan lol

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It’s sad that I’ll never get to have Carver as a companion but I’d like to think he’d respect my decision to never play mage Hawke.

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In my state, you can pay the government extra money to signal that your a libertarian. Many people have done this so far.

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brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

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Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[fitzchivalry]

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imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home

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I just want to live pain free. is that too much to ask…

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I like how Boyd, upon realizing he’d always be at a weapon triangle disadvantage to Ike, never bothers to ask his older brother for lance lessons, but what else can you expect.

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Imagine if he finally got good enough to use lances and shows Ike, but then Ike’s just like “you know I can use axes now, right?”

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I like how Boyd, upon realizing he’d always be at a weapon triangle disadvantage to Ike, never bothers to ask his older brother for lance lessons, but what else can you expect.

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My mii is getting into fights on the daily. I think it’s cause I made him end nearly all his sentences in “lol”.

Him and Titania got into a fight and I was like “how’d that happen”. Less than two days later, he’s saying “sorry, so and so isn’t interested in you, Titania, lol” and I was like… hmmm.

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On my island, there are a couple of miis that have everyone developing crushes on them and it’s Jimmy McGill and Merle Ambrose.