[ysweep]

[pokeballvictim]

[ysweep]

(hugs you so hard you hear my hydraulics engange and you know youre in danger)

[ysweep]

(shrug) youre in danger, that fact doesnt change

[ysweep]

(hugs you so hard you hear my hydraulics engange and you know youre in danger)

[ysweep]

FUCK MTG, FUCK POKEMON, YUGIOH TOO: FUCK IT

[ysweep]

FUCK ALL MATERIAL, LOVE IS THE ONLY THE THAT MAT— sees a young girl (age unspecified) being mounted by a large animal.... Huh... interesting

[ysweep]

i didnt ask for this in particular, so you can't get me in trouble, it's just some shit i saw and i am reporting on it

[ysweep]

something is wicked about today

[ysweep]

cant tell if im having a withdrawal or something really bad is going to happen geopolotically

[enricorig]

Bus stop along the highway Yerevan-Dilijan

Armenia 2025

[ysweep]

Thank you for altering my life completely. Both the me that currently exists and the me that no longer exists are grateful

Things are oh so terrible and oh so wonderful now

It is very very nice

Very good and enjoyable and lovely

It is and will be remembered

i really wish i had something cool and funny to say to this but all i can come up with is "that's right!"

[plumgore]

[ysweep]

its awesome to grab em by the back of the neck and force girls to pick what age they are and then being like ”oh you're 12? that's awesome I'm literally 28”

[ysweep]

thank you for the dead bird suggestion, time is really of the essence and honestly ive grown really attached and talk to it all the time, so i wanna do right by my new friend, i rlly think i love dead bird and i think your suggestion is exactly what i should do to cherish it

one time i found and smoked weed with a roadkill racoon every night for 6 weeks

[ysweep]

im just a normal cute girl, come here

[ysweep]

anyone who puffs out their chest and goes "i could withstand torture" has never been shackled and starved for a week and injected with drugs that make you do anything youre told

[ysweep]

ill teach you to eat a dead or live bird by putting you in dungeon, No Food, for 7 days

[ysweep]

THEN you will take whats given to you and sputter out "thank you" between bites

[koholint]

[sailatina3]

[ysweep]

what should i do with a dead bird? i already have tentative plans for it, but nothing set it stone, figured u might b fun 2 ask

bury it until the worms expose its bones