Play Me In Melty

I post memes and sometimes other things. Certified Not Horny on Main. I also have a twitter, for now.

[doctor-pill]

Hey G can you make me a sandwich?

[pokemon-npcs]

[enqvpnyqerrzheef]

i made an enclosure for them.

[ornerycrab]

*Puts this down on the family mantle next to framed group photos and meemaw and pop-pops urn of ashes*

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[unstablebill]

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

[hbmmaster]

love when mario loreheads point to the baseball games' "chemistry" mechanic like it represents interpersonal relationships and not the thing the mechanic literally is (how well characters can work together on a baseball team)

[hbmmaster]

"did you know that toadette hates bowser more than mario does" well no, she's less capable of playing baseball with bowser than mario is. that's different

[orteil42]

how does something like Pokemon evolve over thousands of years? once the construct of capitalism wears off, what's left of an omnipresent world-spanning franchise? personally i think it's gonna get religious. it's gonna get syncretic

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[dogpuppy]

[rxinbowsfr]

the scary thing about being on the internet is that sometimes things blow up when you dont expect it

[rxinbowsfr]

my fucking 10 minute ibis paint doodle made it to nearly 3 million views AND is on knowyourmeme . Help

[mythicfictionist]

im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off

[mythicfictionist]

reblog to piss off ayn rands ghost

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Do you threaten murder on everyone who gives you book recommendations?

it was ayn rand...

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

does the "always pee after you have sex to avoid a UTI" rule also apply to masturbation?

I mean you're going to pee eventually

[unpeeled-human]

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[copperbadge]

THE ORANGES

[teashoesandhair]

Time for my biannual freakout about Two Crabs

[patchoulism]

Printers despise you. Even docile ones will attack you. You aren't welcome in their holy places.