Work In Progress

"Cause a little trouble, it's good for you"

[02void]

02-16-2025, 4 PM

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[emiliusthegreat]

Anyone who has worked with the general public has to eventually have the uncomfortable, but honest realization that they now understand what would make someone capable of murdering another human being.

[sighinastorm]

“Anyone who has worked with the general public has to eventually have the uncomfortable, but honest realization that they now understand what would make someone capable of murdering another human being.”  

—emiliusthegreat

[welcometoyouredoom]

[ahmallama-deactivated20240604]

this is like a group chat

[dark-waves]

[kumboochies]

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

[oncanvas]

Silence = Death, Keith Haring, 1988

Acrylic on canvas 108 x 120 in. (274.3 x 304.8 cm)

[rockababe03]

Maybe it's dark, but a heart remains a heart🖤

[chaoticallydanny]

The Furby man comes bearing a gift huehuehuehuehue

Awww an avocado! Thanks!

[rosieandthemoon]

Ruins in India

[shatteredribs]

nope

[amongotherchoices]

tbh this is way better than i ever thought i would look at 40.

[moonlightsdreaming]

[ether--net]

[pirategf]

love being drunk texted actually. like yes think about me and wish i was here

[richardvyseart]

Man Curves by Richard Vyse

[ghostofthepines]

[konoko]

[modogoblin]

oh world wide web we're really in it now