If I Die Tomorrow @ilhoonsdeck - Tumblr Blog

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

mephistopheles

me when shakespeare plays actually DO have modern-day relevance and universal themes:

mushroom--soup

anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti

tombstonettromboners

Not including the legend himself:

oakpear

monsterlogic

New outfit idea

lightningman17

sugoichappy

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

intj-confessions

hollywolly3000

Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

valtsv

whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

mebbrrr

every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

mebbrrr

mfs are legit assuming that their friend isnt texting first because of how little they care abt their friendship when in reality they literally just dont know ur upset and didnt realize there was a problem in the first place. just talk to ur friends its not that hard and if they’re a bitch just tell them to kick rocks