If I Die Tomorrow

I will say everything I have to say

[dominiquevitaliart]

[mephistopheles]

i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE

[mephistopheles]

me when shakespeare plays actually DO have modern-day relevance and universal themes:

[mushroom--soup]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

[tombstonettromboners]

Not including the legend himself:

[oakpear]

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[intj-confessions]

[hollywolly3000]

Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

[valtsv]

whoever came up with kissing someone's hand as a sign of respect knew what they were doing. slut.

[mebbrrr]

every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

[mebbrrr]

mfs are legit assuming that their friend isnt texting first because of how little they care abt their friendship when in reality they literally just dont know ur upset and didnt realize there was a problem in the first place. just talk to ur friends its not that hard and if they’re a bitch just tell them to kick rocks

[outsidetheeva]

[qv]

Me when i want to fucking watch blue but that stupid bitch wants to watch red

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[zzazu]

I think about this tiktok every day.

[mommy4sissyslut]

this was absolutely a life changing and spiritual experience for me

[baebyaga]

[andrew-yakson]

[ova-kakyoin]

[fridayiminlovemp3]

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[obfuscobble]

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

[dostoyevsky-official]

[go0dvibes-420]

[funnypeopletwitter]

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.