Rambler

[one-step-at-a-time25]

fanfics made by frantic fanfic with people from down detector waiting for ao3

TITLE: Liquid love

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: the reassurance bucket, mario

WRITERS: raine, lemondoe, levi

RATED ALL AGES

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Mario glanced over his shoulder, staring at The Reassurance Bucket. The two had been dating for some time, and were currently having a picnic. The sun was setting in the sky, painting it a beautiful medley of pinks, blues and oranges. Delectable scents hit Mario's nose, but nothing smelt better than his one true love: The Reassurance Bucket. Today was the day. He was going to propose to him.

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The plumber clears his throat, turning to look at his one true love. "Bucky...you're the best bucket I've ever met. You're courageous and strong and gorgeous and I just- I don't know what I'd do without you." Mario starts, pushing past the nerves that made him feel like his throat was going to close up. For a moment, he wished that The Reassurance Bucket would reassure him, like always. He knew he couldn't let that happen though. Mario needed to be strong. "I know you said you wanted to take things slow, but I think it's time for a new chapter in our lives."

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The Reassurance Bucket stood still, questioningly.

Mario took a deep breath. “Since you came into my life, I have been deliriously happy. You bring the water to my fire, the blue to my red. Bucky, will you marry me?”

The Reassurance Bucket collapsed onto the ground, spilling water everywhere. 

“Are you sure?” Asked the reassurance bucket, gathering its fluid from the ground

TITLE: doomed yuri (very sad) (plot twist)

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: mary, yuri

WRITERS: goopss, ruki, jelly

RATED ALL AGES

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aOH GOD UHHHHH. yuri says to mary "knock knoc" mary says "whos there" yuri uhhhh yuri looks into marys eyes lovingly and uh. uh. they kiss and then yuri gets hit by a bus. mary mourns her lost lover. she looks up to the sky and says "WHYYYY" then she uh. dies idk bro im sorry im sor. and then gistinus walks by

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Mary wipes her eyes, sniffling softly. “My lover,” she mourned. 

Gistinus patted her shoulder awkwardly. “There, there,” he said. “There, there.” 

Mary turned her gaze to Gistinus. “Your a terrible comforter,” she sniffed, then reached out and brang him into a hug anyway. “But thanks for trying.”

Gistinus grinned sheepishly. “Yeah, sorry about Yuri-“ then his grin turned sharp, “it was actually me, loser,” then he flicker her head and she splattered into dust. 

Gistinus smiled. “Welp, time to find my gay lover.” He turned and trotted off.

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Gistinus stared into his lover's eyes, his sweet lover's beautiful soul. He remembered how he killed the two women, but rather than guilt he felt a sense of satisfaction. Afterall all gay lovers are doomed to tragedy, but in equivalent exchange if he sacrificed one gay love for another perhaps him and his sweet lover could be happy. No need to toil, cry, or sorrowful dreadful whispers about how fate, the cruel mistress she was, wanted to toy with them. They could finally bask in each other's prescence at last. His lover's sweet eyes then stilled. Yuri, in her bloodied glory, stood behind

TITLE: The doctor and the devil (may cry)

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: 10th doctor, dante (devil may cry)

WRITERS: twelve, goopss, abbi

RATED ALL AGES

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This story starts on a mountain, at the top of that mountain is a cabin, and in that cabin is Dante from Devil May Cry looking at the stars.

Dante (from devil may cry): "What beautiful stars tonight, I almost miss my boyfriend."

Suddenly, a big and blue machine comes CRASHING from the sky, it looks like a telephone box from the early days.

Out comes a very distinguised looking gentleman.

Doctor: "Hmm, seems like I crashed in the wrong place."

Dante (from DMC): "What the fuck?"

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doctor: "yooo is that dante (devil may cry)

dante (devil may cry): "who the fuck are you and how do you know who i am"

doctor: "im just like that bruh"

dante (devil may cry): "ok.... wanna look at the stars together

doctor: "sure"

they lay in the grass and look at the stars.... then they start to inch closer and closer together,,,, eyes emoji

dante (crying devil or wtvr): yo..... these stars are so starry tonight

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“You’re so right… just like you twin.” said the doctor. This made no sense at all, so Dante pointed that out “What do you even mean by that?” 

The doctor sputtered not even sure what he had meant by the stupid comment “Just ignore what I said, it was stupid..”

They so wanted to make out sloppy style, but because of that awkward moment, both of them felt too embarrassed to make a move. What a sad, sad, miserable and DISGUSTINGLY AWKWARD time

TITLE: Izuku and luffy get married

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: izuku, luffy

WRITERS: siy, twelve, ae<3

RATED ALL AGES

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Izuku stared at Luffy from where he was, down on one knee. "Monkey D. Luffy, will you make me the third happiest man in the state of Kansas and marry me?" Luffy gasped in surprise, Izuku was so thoughtful to marry him in his favorite place in the world, a McDonalds parking lot. "Yes! A thousand times yes!"

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Izuku was so happy, he was the happiest man in the state of Kansas.

"Oh Izuku" Luffy said, "I couldn't get enough of you, I cant wait for our gay marriage at the top of a very special mountain"

*Days Later*

It was the day of the wedding, gathered we're all of Izuku and Luffy's familiars like for example: SSJ Goku, First manga page One Punch Man and.... One For All?

Anyways, Luffy and Izuku were standing on the marriage podium when the priest said the marriage words (?). "Be attentive to our prayers, O Lord, and in your kindness uphold what you have established for

the increase of the human race, so that the union you have created may be kept safe by your

assistance. Through our Lord Jesus Christ, your Son, who lives and reigns with you in the unity of the

Holy Spirit, one God, forever and ever."

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Looking into one another's eyes, both brimming with joyous tears (Izuku's even more so), the couple excitedly went through the motions, completing their vows with the largest smiles ever. 

"Izuku Midoriya," started Luffy, "I've been in love with you since I met you. Your heart is full of kindness, and you bring positivity to everyone around you. I promise to always make you happy, to take you on adventures, and to love you forever and ever."

At this point, Izuku was crying heavily, moisture rolling down his cheeks at an absurd rate, blubbering out his own vows amidst them. 

Finally, it came time for the kiss. 

Izuku'd barely calmed down, nose still red, but Luffy didn't care, instead wiping away the last of his tears. "C'mon, let's both smile, yeah?" 

Izuku smiled back, grinning widely. "Y-yeah. You're right! This is the happiest day I've ever had." 

"You may now kiss the groom!" 

And then, to the cheers of their friends and companions, their lips met in a soft, quick kiss.

TITLE: Stanley and their stan

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: stanley, random npc

WRITERS: yuri, siy, blaze

RATED ALL AGES

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As Stanley gentle looked across the sea the quiet birds chipped. He wanted more he needed more that just this. He longed for a lover hell even a friend. He stood up walking away from the sight until he ran into someone. His burly shoulders cowered over the young man. The man had sparkling blue eyes that looked like the river he was running from. "Move out the way npc" Stanley said harshly moving away from the man but his traitious heart fluttered.

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The man's sparkling blue eyes followed him as he walked past. He put his hand on his shoulder. "W -Wait!" he gasped "C-could I please get your number?" Stanley turned around in surprise. "No way. You're ugly." He lied as he turned his flustered face in the opposite direction.

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As Stanly went home, he felt like he was being watched. But he shrugged it off like it was nothing, but when he got home he still had this odd feeling of being watched still shrugging it off like dusting someone shoulders. It was late at night so Stanly creeped up the stairs into his bedroom when he was about to lay down he heard somthing being knocked over "What the hell!?" "Is there a animal in here or something?" Stanly went to check out the noise and saw the NPC he called ugly hours ago holding a kitchen knife but it did not look like the same one their eyes were red this time. "DUDE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!."

TITLE: To cookie or to not cookie

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: pure vanilla cookie, zane

WRITERS: lemondoe, yuri, mentallyil

RATED ALL AGES

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Pure Vanilla cookie walks up to Zane, seeming to inspect him even through his blind fold. "Something's...different about you." Zane pauses, unsure what to make of that. "I think it's a bit ironic for the talking cooke to be the one to say that." Zane says, it feels like something Kai would say, but the author doesn't know how to characterize Zane anyway. Pure Vanilla reaches for his staff, Zane tensing up before Pure Vanilla places a hand on the nindroid's shoulder. "Everything will be okay, I'm only going to have you take a small nap..."

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"I don't need you taking care of me" Zane said scoffing "I'm a man and your a cookie" he sighed "you couldn't even if you tried" And than pure vanilla looked up his surgery eyes glistened a bit blue. "whats gotten into you you've always been my best friend why are you so conspired with me being a cookie now" Zane scoffed and he went to reboot his system. These stupid feeling were rotting his wires and messing with his mainframe. A cookie and a robot. Thats stupid. idiotic even. His throat tighted as a petal left it.

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And then Zane eats the fucking cookie cuz the author doesn't know who tf either of these characters are. "I'm sorry." Zane says, a tear falling from his thigh i mean from his eye. "It was never meant to be," he says... Five years later:

Zane gasps, jolting away. He looks to his side, and instead of Pure Vanilla Cookie, Zane is nothing but someone else's wife. Putting his head in his hands, all he can hear is PVC saying "I told you so" and something deep in maybe Zane's heart maybe his stomach hurts. "You told me so." He whispers, sighing as he fumbles with the golden ring on his finger; the idea of what could have been soothes him as Zane lulls himself back to sleep

TITLE: Two Serial Killers Enemies to Lovers Debut The Fanafiction

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: jeff the killer, gojo satoru

WRITERS: jelly, raine, morty

RATED ALL AGES

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There was a light bothering the man as he tried to sleep. He could see behind his eyelids, that peach color that always made him uncomfortable. Squinting his eyes open as he tried to get up when suddenly the light has went away. It wasn't a cloud but a person who sat in front of the window. Blurry at first, Jeff couldn't help but be miffed at this person in his abode but when he started to really see he saw the beuaty of this person. White hair and lash

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"You crying'?" the person asked, smirking at Jeff, who stared back at him. 

"Who-"

"Gojo Satoru," he grinned, answering Jeff's question before he even asked it. The two held eye contact for a moment, before Gojo sat down next to Jeff.

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"Look, buddy. I'm Jeff the Killer and I'm gonna Jeff the Kill you so you better scram." The paler man hissed, grabbing a knife that was conveniently placed on his bedside table, right next to his thing of bleach.

TITLE: Neither of these bozos know what an oompa loompa is but sanS

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: sans undertale, oompa loompa

WRITERS: abbi, jelly, ruki

RATED ALL AGES

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Sans was dozing off at his post, until out from the ruins came the most beautiful monster he had ever seen. Wonderful orange skin and bright green hair that caught anyone’s eyes in an instant. He knew then that he had to woo this wonderful creature before any other monster had the chance to steal them.

Sans made his approach, offering a hand to the new monster. “Erererererer.. ererererer?” questioned Sans, trying to learn its name.

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(wtf is an oompa loompa please help me I never watched the chocolate factory movie) The monster just stared back with an eerily cheery face. Actually it reminded Sans of himself, a constant facade of false joy when their eyes shared the same haunted look. They've both seen too much.

Instead he tried to crack a joke, something light hearted enough to break the ice, "Hey bud, what do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"

He continued to stare back. 

"Sofishticated!

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(lowkey forgot too) 

The monster stared for a few moments, then reached out, grabbed Sans, and swallowed the skeleton whole. 

He burped, then rubbed his belly, rumbling happily as he walked to find his next victim. His gaze landed on a lovely couple. 

Mary turned, hand in Yuri’s, as the monster approached. “Wha-?” 

They, too, were then eaten. 

The monster continued on. He settled next for an old lady who had swallowed a fly. Or tried to. The lady ate him, instead, to find the fly.

 TITLE: where have you been

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: the boogeyman, akechi goro (pr 5)

WRITERS: ae<3, abbi, goopss

RATED ALL AGES

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Goro didn't usually get nightmares. He didn't sleep well, necessarily, but it wasn't like he spent his nights tossing and turning, waiting for the blood on his hands to stop feeling so sticky and the void in his heart to stop aching- really, he didn't. 

Which is why it felt odd that, after his day in the metaverse, parading around with Robin Hood and being rightfully tired out, he couldn't fall asleep. His apartment was small and barely-furnished, sheets plain and beige, hardly anything in the fridge. maybe it was Ren's fault? The coffee that he'd had to replenish SP? 

But, no. That wasn't it. 

There was... something else. 

A presence? Something in the doorway?

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He didn’t know what to do, in fact, he couldn’t move at all. Something was deeply wrong. He tried to adjust his eyes to the darkness to make out what was in the doorway, but he had no luck in this endeavor.

This unknown presence lurking in the dark was terrifying.

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"YOOOO IM THE FRIGGIN BOOGYMAN YO 👀👀👀" says a deep, mysterious voice from the darkness.

Goro jolted, terrified by the random ass voice in his room. Oh my god hes cooked.

"I'm gonna boogy you..." the boogying man says

"NOOO PLS DONT BOOGY ME" Goro exclaims

"It's too late.. ur gonna get boogied...." says the boogier

The Big Boog then reveals himself from the shadows and steals Goros toes.

"AGGHHHH" says Goro, calmly.

"YOU JUST GOT BOOGIED TWINNNN" Mr. Boogy says.

the end

im so sorry

TITLE: The sky that narrates me

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: jay, the narrator

WRITERS: blaze, ae<3, twelve

RATED ALL AGES

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It was a sunny afternoon a perfect day for Jay. Jay Was walking around the street until suddenly.

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"Huh? Is that... a voice from the sky?" Jay asked, suddenly, before flinching. 

"I- I didn't flinch!" the kid interjected, somewhat panicked, "and why are you narrating my every move? The hell?" 

Jay seems to have gained self-awareness. How interesting; you don't normally see that in a specimen. 

"A... specimen? Just who are you, anyway?" 

Aww. That's cute. Take a look, everyone! The little earthling has no clue of the glass cage that he's trapped in. How pathe-

"Pathetic? Earthling?" His face grows pale as he takes a step back, or tries to, because how is one meant to run from the sky? 

"The... sky? So, then, I just need to get underground!" ...that's a foolish idea. Asinine, moronic. I don't need to further dissuade you, do you? The youth's eyes light up with some sort of understanding. Good. 

So you're

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Jay, am I right? "Yeah my name's Jay, but I guess you already knew that" said Jay in a sarcastic tone.

"Hey.... wasn't that sarcastic"

Whatever, lets just get on with your day or whatever you were gonna do. "Alright" said Jay, "I was actually going to the local Coffee shop, you want anything?"

Uhhh.... I guess? I mean.... nobody's ever offered me such a thing, I don't even know how coffee tastes like.

"You're seriously telling me you don't know what Coffee tastes like?"

No.... I've never tried it...

"Well, there's a first time for everything I guess!"

TITLE: Last words of a shooting star (i always wanted to die clean)

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: billie, the guy from fortnite

WRITERS: mentallyil, blaze, siy

RATED ALL AGES

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The Guy From Fortnite groaned, pressing his hand over the growing red stain on his stomach. Pain shoots through his body as he watches a figure approach; "Fresh lemonade, freshly squeezed." Billie smiles innocently.

"Billie?"

"Pour it in cup, cannot get enough"

"Billie!?" He's loosing consciousness, but thats okay. There's an angel here, come to sing him to sleep. To remind hom of a simpler time: ev

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Bille was almost knocked out. "I have to do something!" The guy tried dragging Billie to the nearest cover to avoid any trouble and searched the nearest home to find some of that blue juice. "CMON! Their has to be a chest somewhere."

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He shoved over furniture and dug through drawers, frantic to find something to save him. Out of the corner of his eyes, he finally found what he was searching for. There it was. He dragged Billie to the chest and slowly poured the bright blue juice into his mouth. Billie instantly choked on the juice because he was unconscious. "-Are -Are you an angel...?" Billie asked.

T ITLE: Your blue hair (my pronouns)

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: hatsune miku, femcel

WRITERS: levi, mentallyil, yuri

RATED ALL AGES

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She has aqua-blue hair, bright as the fucking sun. I hate her. I hate her so much. She’s so pretty. I hate her so much. She can sing. She can dance. She’s so exceptional, Hatsune Miku. Me? I’m just a nobody. I’ll never be like her. I’ll never be with her. She

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's perfect. Her sweet laugh, her stupid smile. Her android eyes. I hate Hatsune Miku. Singing Miku Miku Ooohweeooo my fucking cat knockdd over all my fucking belongings and it's all fucking Hatsune Mikus fault

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I hate everything from her Kool aid blue hair to her sweet songs. She ruined everything this is all her fault. My arm hurts that's her fault. My head hurts that her fault. My stomuch floating like butterflies is her fault. My heart burning is her fault. I hate her so much that it crosses a line into devolution. Only I can hate her and only I could make her sad.

TITLE: Burger buns (coworkers to enemies)

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: dunker, lena luthor

WRITERS: morty, levi, lemondoe

RATED ALL AGES

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"Yo Dunker my homie. My brother from another mother. We gotta get to flipping these burgers." Lena spat, his greasy spatula sliding underneath a pink patty.

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“I know, I know. We’re behind. Doesn’t really matter, we don’t actually work here.” Dunker picked up a bun, slathering it with the diner’s special sauce.

“Well we at least need to keep up somewhat, we can’t continue this steakout if we get fired.” said Lena, depositing the bu

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"We're not gonna get fired my man, chillax." Dunker leans back, looking to the side.

Lena sneers, fighting the urge to throttle Dunker. "Why don't you ever take anything seriously." Lena asks, tightening his grip on the burger bun.

Dunker pauses, needing a moment. They knew they hadn't been quite considerate of Lena lately, but really what did it matter? Neither of them even worked here! "Man, why does it matter so much to you anyway?"

Lena looks to the side, steeling himself before responding. "I've always wanted to work at a burger joint. This is my dream job."

"Oh. I never knew that about you dude." Dunker says, looking down and silently vowing to take this a bit more seriously.

TITLE: Baldin

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: kugisaki nobara (jjk), kara zor el (supergirl)

WRITERS: ruki, morty, raine

RATED ALL AGES

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Nobara reached out to Kara, bumping her shoulder. “What’s up?” 

Kara simply shrugged, gaze flickering up to meet Nobara’s. “You.”

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Nobara gasped, suddenly being whisked away into the atmosphere by an invisible force. Kara, that fool... Now there was a boeing headed straight towards Nobara's ugly mug. Yikes!

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The boeing crashed into Nobara's mug, nearly missing her by centimeters. The wind caused her wig to fly off, blowing into the distant sky.

"My wig-"

"YOU'RE BALD??" shrieked Kara, eyes locked on Nobara's glimmering, shining, sparkly, bald head.

"Yes..."

[one-step-at-a-time25]

the thrilling sequal

TITLE: heavenly web

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: spiderman, god

WRITERS: ae<3, snappy710, yuri

RATED ALL AGES

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Peter Benjamin Parker thought he was a pretty good guy. 

He helped old people cross the road, aided Jenny Bottle's cat in escaping from trees, and, of course, there was the small (teensy, really) matter of his side hustle as Spider-man. 

Which is why, when he found himself in a fight against God (yes, the literal Creator Being), he thought he could handle it. Heck, he'd never been all that religious (don't flame me if this is false idk marvel canon anymore), but seeing the omnipotent, omniscient being that controlled his universe? Yeah, still pretty terrifying, even for the webhead that he usually was. 

Then again, God didn't seem to be aggressive against him, at first.

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But then God decided to test him by putting Peter in a series of trials that would prove his worth as Spider-Man (while trying NOT to reveal him for some reason).

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"First you must do the ultimate challenge--DUN DUN DUN" Peter chuckled "did you just say dun dun dun out loud" "shut up I'm god" god reached in his chest and grabbed his heart "ouch what the hay dude hay! why am I saying hay I want to say hay" "You cant cuss in heaven it autocorrects" God took his heart and started to crush it slowly.

TITLE: if only i couldve saved him..

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: zack, superman

WRITERS: kiyo, yuri, vanvan

RATED ALL AGES

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Superman glanced at Zack, seeing him seem so sad was breaking him. “Zack.. I know it’s hard, but you can’t just.. stop trying.” Superman approached Zack, sitting down next to him. “..It’s all my fault.. You just don’t get it Superman.. I.. It’s all my fault!..” Zack sobbed guiltily. “That’s not true and you know that! There was nothing you could have done, Zack..” Superman responded, yet Zack wouldn’t budge. He was determined it was his fault, “Zack, please, you can’t just.. shut down, you’ve done nothing wrong!” Superman tried to reason. “You don’t get it Superman! I could’ve saved him!” Zack exclaimed as tears started forming at hi

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"Zack I know how you feel" Superman said solemnly as he looked upon Zack with pity. Zacks face morphed into anger "You know NOTHING about how I feel I COULD HAVE SAVED HIM" at that outburst Superman held his head high, "Zack do you know how many times I arrived late to a scene only to see people hurt or dead, so many times Zack you cant save everyone" he held Zack closer into a hug as he cried "you cant save everyone" Zack muttered under his breath, "then I'm useless and I should shut down anyways" "No Zack!!" Superman cried, "You cant help anyone like that" "I cant help anyone regardless!!" Zack yelled

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"Zack, it's not your fault they left us on their own accord." HOLY I CANT WRITE COMFORT IM SO SORRY CHAT THATS ALL.

TITLE: Friendship is not magic

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: ae, dazai

WRITERS: ruki, raine, mel

RATED ALL AGES

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Ae turned to Dazai, slouching dramatically. “My pookie doesn’t love me anymore,” she complained. 

Dazai blinked, perplexed. “Why not?” 

“Raine is in love with you, Dazai!” She cried. “You’ve taken her from me!” She beat at his chest, frustrated, tears forming in her eyes. 

Dazai took her hand, pushing it away. “I’m gay,” he deadpanned. “I’m taken by a ginger, remember?”

Ae blinked, pausing. “Oh, right,” she said sheepishly. “My bad.” 

She turned from Dazai, darting out of the room—running right into Raine. Raine grabbed her wrist, stopping her from falling. 

“What’s wrong, pookie?” Raine said, eyes filled with concern as she saw her tears.

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"You're cheating on me!" Ae exclaimed, "maybe not with Dazai, but I know it! You are seeing someone else!"

"We're not even a couple," Raine dead panned.

"Doesn't matter," Ae sobbed as they bolted through the halls once more. Away from Raine, and away from Dazai.

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Ae found a corner far away from them both to cry in. Ae curled into a ball, and slouched down on the wall, sniffling.

Suddenly, there was a LIGHT, and Ae looked up into it. In the light they saw... themselves!?

Light Ae held out her hand for the other Ae. "You deserve better then them," light Ae says, "come with me, you dont need them. I'll get you some ice cream, and we can watch your favorite movie."

Ae sniffles again, before taking light Aes hand. "Where are we going?" Ae asked light Ae, and light Ae responded "home."

A week later, both Raine and Dazai received a long message about how Ae feels, and that Ae needs some time away from them. Both Raine and Dazai write back with their own feelings, and they all agreed to take a break from each other to heal and do their own things.

Ae starts a fanfic writing shop in that time, and one day, Raine and Dazai come in.

"What do you want?" Ae asks, and Raine responds with "I'm sorry for what happened, I never meant to hurt you. I'd like to start talking to you again," Dazai nods, "I feel the same", he says

Ae sighs, and looks back to light Ae, who gives her a thumbs up. Ae turns back to them both, "alright, I'm sorry for how I reacted, too. Friends?"

"Friends!" They all say, and then Raine, Dazai, Ae, and light Ae skip off into the sunset togehter.

T ITLE: What if one pirate

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: nagito komaeda, law

WRITERS: lemondoe, kiyo, larkus

RATED ALL AGES

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Nagito's eyes are seemingly permanently stuck looking down as he meanders the island. That is until he walks into a wall of solid rock. He startles, looking up to see Law from One Piece (?). "A new classmate?" He asks curiously, looking up at the guy. He seems a bit too old to be a part of Hopes Peak. "Classmate? What are ya talking about?" Law says, looking down at Nagito. GUYS AO3 IS BACK UP GUYS GUYS

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“If you’re here you must be a new classmate, no? But I suppose you do look a bit too old to be part of a class. What’s your name, hm?” Nagito continued to stare at Law.

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Law narrows his eyes at Nagito warily, unsure how exactly to repond. He was seriously contemplating yelling and running away, no idea where he was or what was going on. "I'm Law, actually, and I'm gonna enforce it on you if you don't leave me alone."

Nagito crosses his arms and turns away. "Jeez, fine, I was just saying hi, be like that then."

Law hesitates, suddenly uncertain of his extreme reaction.

"No wait- I'm not a classmate, but, maybe you could show me around?"

Nagito sighed, and shrugged, pretending to be annoyed as he started toward the ocean that surrounded the island.

"Sure, follow me then."

And then they walked into the sunset together (??) happily ever after??

TITLE: sURPRISES

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: scaramouche, ren amamiya

WRITERS: gistinus, ruki, twelve

RATED ALL AGES

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when i meet him, i just knew i had to stab my eyes on him, his voice, his build, his oh well everything made me go mad with lust. ren amamiya, that goddamn useless protagonist. i stabbed him with all the power i could at my deranged state, i scaramouche couldnt believe what i did but i felt satisfied .. i had no idea what to do the next day though, it smelt like rotten balls , i think he had like an issue there like of hygiene or something. well anyway i burnt his body and threw it onto the trash and went to play the best visual novel ever, fate stay night. i do no longer want to acknowledge the madness within me that night

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Ren stabbed him in revenge, then pulled off Scara’s wig—running off into the horizon.

Scara gasped, raising a hand to his chest.

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"Joker.... Persona... 5? What are you doing here? What do you want with me"

"I want... you"

Ren proceeded to get closer to Scara, and closer.... and closer....

So close Scara could FEEL the hot breath of Ren coming from his mouth, like an intimate moment.

"I...." Scara whispered, "Want you too..."

They then proceeded to kiss and the rest is history!

TITLE: Batmiku: a gotham story

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: batman, hatsune miku

WRITERS: snappy710, lemondoe, blaze

RATED ALL AGES

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Batman was minding his own business in a dark and stormy night over in Gotham when suddenly he came across Hatsune Miku, about to get ready for a performance in the city.

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Batman gets into a fighting stance, but Miku frantically starts talking first. "Nooo! Don't shoottt!" She starts, waving her arms around frantically. "Ao3 is back uppp!!" 

Batman scowls, not relaxing. "No, it's not. Don't lie." Miku shakes her head rapidly, getting her phone out. "No, no! You have to look!!"

Miku pauses as she looks down at her phone, her heart dropping. She reloaded it, and it was down. "Oh..." She keeps faith, reloading it one more time. "Oh, oh! It's back!" She says, practically shoving her phone in Batman's face.

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Batman got excited ready to go back to his Batcave to read some Robin man X Batman Fanfics. But then it reloaded again Ao3 was back down. Irritated Batman pushed Miku and pulled out a gun and threatened to take her life for lying. "YOU LIED TO ME! NOW I CAN'T READ MY SHIP FANFICS!" Batman yelled. "I'm so sorry! Please don't kill me." Miku started to tear up begging for her life. Then something got to Batman a flashback feeling bad for Miku he let her go realizing killing someone over some stupid fanfic is not worth it. "I'm so sorry I don't know what got over me... Please accept my apology."  Batman begged "No bitch." Miku said.

TITLE: This was written by high people

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: black forest cookie, larkus

WRITERS: siy, gistinus, ray

RATED ALL AGES

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Larkus stared Black Forest Cookie down from across the room. "How could you do this to me." 

His eyes were filled with tears.

"How could you cheat on me?"

Black Forest Cookie looked away in guilt.

"I -I'm sorry Larkus." He sighed "I never meant to hurt you like this-"

"Then why did you do it." Larkus shouted "If you didn't want to hurt me then you shouldn't have."

At Black Forest Cookie's lack of response, he walked away in disappointment.

"I wish I had never met you."

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I couldnt believe what i was hearing, i was just drunk off uh cats pee anyway, i couldnt control myself in front of that twink he kept talking about fate stay night and it was just too sexy, if anything it was his fault. Larkus looked at me with piercing eyes full of sadness so i threw myself to the floor and started apologizing japanese sytle, he started kicking me and i think i broke one of my ribs.. my favourite one? i suppose since i did ballet. do cookies have ribs? who cares man uuh i think he started eating a piece of me and giggling, what a sadist! .. some time later i woke up in my bed, with no arms just legs so i no longer could go to cookie run kingdom and i fucking lost my career over fate stay night fan twink, fuck you kinoko nasu

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Larkus had gotten his revenge on the cookie he was dating. After taking the cookie to its house, since he felt he had gone a little far with the whole limb eating thing, he reflected on his love life with his therapist.

"I don't think I should date cookies anymore. I don't know if all cookies are unfaithful... but I don't think I can ever trust a cookie again," Larkus said, wiping a tear from his eye. 

"Cookie? I'm not familiar with the term," Larkus' therapist said. 

"Sentient cookies. You know, the ones walking around?" 

The therapist nodded slowly. 

"So, tell me more about these sentient cookies..." they said.

TITLE: fREDDY TIME!!!<333

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: freddy, yuri

WRITERS: vanvan, siy, raine

RATED ALL AGES

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Yuri just clocked into her 1st night shift at fazbear entertainment,only to see that THE FREDDY FAZBEAR was the only one on stage.

She gasped, "Oh no!" she started hearing har har har coming after her, she fluttered her eyelashes as freddy stopped in front of her. I swear if yuri isn't the ddlc character ;-; im cooked.

Anyways freddy said "Its freddy time!!

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"...what?"

Yuri stared blankly at Freddy Fazbear.

(im so fried i dont even know what to write)

Freddy didn't move for a whole twenty minutes. Yuri didn't move either.

 - - - 

Suddenly Freddy sprang to action and began to chase her down. She ran away in fear. 

"I never should've taken this security guard job!!!"

She grabbed a pizza as she ran and frantically ate it. 

"But I couldn't resist the smell of pizza coming from this place."

She had been extremely desperate for a job since she had lost her previous one as a Dunkin Donuts employee. She lived on the streets and searched trash for food. 

But the carboard box she had been living in had blown away and she decided to take refuge in the Freddy Fazbear before being offered the job.

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The clunky sounds of the animatronic running behind her echoed through the street. Metal hit against concrete, creating a grating noise, combined with the sound of Yuri's heart pounding in her chest. Every step she took was one farther from the bear, but unfortunately, he was always two steps ahead, just like Nikocado Avacado in that one video.

Large, cool, metal claws grasped her from behind, snatching her backwards and against the animatronic bear. Yuri's breath hitched and she bit her tongue to prevent herself from shrieking. Her chest heaved rapidly, and she felt panic seep in.

"I said," the deep, growling voice of Freddy whispered into her ear, "it's Freddy Time."

Yuri closed her eyes for the last time...time...

Freddy....time...

TITLE: Nine decides eleven and  chao cant be a happy family anymore

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: eleven (number), dark chao (sonic)

WRITERS: mel, ae<3, kiyo

RATED ALL AGES

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Eleven lays on a picnic blanket, the sun beating down on its face. A few feet away, Dark Chao runs around with a stick, pretending they're holding a sword and fighting monsters.

It was a nice, peaceful existence, away from the chaos of the Sonic universe and the problems number universe life. Eleven enjoyed being Dark Chao's parent, it did its best to care for Dark Chao, and Dark Chao apprediated its effots.

They were both happy.

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Things were... nice. 

Still, everything changed the day that Nine attacked. 

Nine was nefarious- a dastardly existence who'd been infamous for slicing its way out of Seven's stomach before consuming them, too, and for its awkward situationship with poor Six. It didn't exactly make sense why it was coming after Eleven, except that there had been rumors-- just rumors, really!- going around that it wanted to increase its value bit by bit. 

Slice by slice. 

One, through a letter delivered a week before the visit, said that it had already got to Ten.

Eleven shivered.

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If Nine truly did want to bring harm to Eleven, then Eleven would be completely defenseless. Nine was notorious for being fearless and incredibly strong. Nine was smart and cunning, it would be the end of Eleven if Nine got his way. Eleven could only fear of Dark Chao’s reaction. The inevitable fall of Eleven and Dark Chao’s reaction as the love of their life is long gone.

And that fear would slowly come true, footsteps could be heard throughout Eleven’s house. It had to be Nine, who else would try to be so discreet as they walk around a house, if not to get rid of Eleven. 

Eleven quickly called Dark Chao.

“Dark Chao.. I.. I love you so much.. but I don’t think i’ll be making it past tommorow..”

“H-huh? What do you mean? What’s happening?! Eleven?!”

“I-I’m so so.. sorry.. I’ve always loved you.. and I’m so sorry it had to end like this.. I truly love y-”

Eleven was abruptly cut off, and all Dark Chao could hear was a o

T ITLE: where do we go from here (smiling ear to ear)

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: sonic the hedgehog, ae<3

WRITERS: larkus, vanvan, ruki

RATED ALL AGES

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Sonic took a deep breath, carefully adjusting the flower on his suit before he opened the door into the chapel. Slowly. Very slowly and carefully, because he was a hedgehog who knew how to be gentle when it called for it. 

At least, that was what he told himself.

But if there was ever a time when he wanted to run, it would be now. Every bone in his body was vibrating with nerves as he looked at the people gathered to witness their matrimony.

Ae<3 stood at the altar, bedecked in red and gold, looking as beautiful as Sonic had ever seen them. Batman walked him with a trembling hold down the altar to greet his partner and soon-to be spouse. 

Hopefully nothing was about to go horrifically wrong!!

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Suddenly, Ae<3  took out a wine glass and splashed it on sonic, somehow turning his blue quills red.

"There now we match!! <3" Ae<3 spoke, with the emoticon and everything.

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And then… Ae and Sonic kissed.

TITLE: golden park

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: finley, kagamine len

WRITERS: twelve, mel, lemondoe

RATED ALL AGES

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There he was, standing infront of this large abandoned park titled "Indigo Park"

Kagamine Len was there for one thing only, to find his lost sister.

He quickly trespassed the old security, climbed the fences and he was in. 

Looking around, it didn't look much different from when he was a child but it was clearly very run down, like it hadn't been touched for decades.

He looked in everywhere, in old stores, backrooms, even the amusement rides. He couldn't find her.

But.... there was one place he hadn't looked.... Oceanic Odyssey, where his favorte mascot Finley was.

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Kagamine Len quietly and quickly led himself over to where Oceanic Oddesy started, swallowing a lump in his throat.

This was it, if this went wrong, then... well, he'd have to see what happened then, he guessed. He found his way inside, dusting himself off when he was in, and he walked in a random direction.

It felt like he was walking forever before he found anything. An old cardboard cut out of Finley. It made him feel... nostalgic, in a way.

He walked closer to it, hesitant, and reached out a hand to touch it, before something tapped his shoulder.

He screamed, swinging himself around and stumbling back, knocking over the cut out in the process. His sister, Kagamine Rin, stood behind him, hunched over, hands on her knees, laughing.

He was annoyed, to say the least, but his relief at finding his sister safe outweighed his annoyance with her. They walked out together, to where he got into the area to begin with.

They'd have a conversation about this later, for now, it'd be best for both of them to get home.

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As Len was going to guide his sister out, something monstrous happened. Len watched as his beloved sister's face melted into Finley's, a feeling of horror overwhelming him. "What's wrong, expecting someone else." Finley crooned, taking a step forward as Len took a step back.

"My sister- What you'd do to my sister!?" Len stumbles over his words, a feeling of resignation creeping up on him. He already knew. Finley took another step forward, and another, and another, until Len's back was to the wall.

"She doesn't deserve her fame, and neither do you." Finley starts, reaching his hand out and grabbing Len by his hair, lifting him up. A cruel grin spreads across his face. "Luckily, I know someone who does."

TITLE: The battle over the mega cheezy pizza

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: william afton, michael afton

WRITERS: blaze, larkus, gistinus

RATED ALL AGES

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It's 4 o'clock at old FredBears diner where Micheal afton was at where the battle was happening "William Afton VS Micheal afton" you think there would be a crowd but no. No one wants to be near that psychopath William word goes around he killed multiple kids. "Where is this bastard." Micheal Afton said. "Is he not going to show up?"

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The diner was deathly silent. Not a sound could be heard as Michael paced back and forth across the grimy tiles. He was angrier than he'd ever been, eager to get revenge against William, who'd stolen the last slice of his Ultra-Mega-Cheezy-Meatza-Fantastic pizza. It was custom made. It had gold leaf on top of the pepperoni. And William had unjustly stolen it from him.

Here, now, it was his time for revenge.

If only William would actually show up!

Hours passed as he paced back and forth in the diner, the broken clock on the wall ticking agonizingly as the time went by with William nowhere to be seen.

Until the door suddenly slammed open, and William stumbled in, already bruised and covered in gruesome injuries. Blood dripped from his nose and splattered on the tile sickeningly.

Michael froze, heart pounding as he looked at him with wide eyes. "What happened to you??" he whispered, voice hoarse with fear. His anger was completely forgotten.

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that they them psy got me son

TITLE: not the worst lunch yuji will ever have

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: yuji (jjk), shadow milk cookie

WRITERS: ray, twelve, snappy710

RATED ALL AGES

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Yuji wasn't paying attention to lunch. He had swapped lunchboxes with a schoolmate from the occult club. He didn't knowingly agree to this, but had been tricked into it. Yuji figured he'd just eat the lunch quickly and not look at it, since it had to be something bad. That was how Yuji became possessed by Shadow Milk Cookie, who he swallowed whole.

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"Yuji Itadori"

Yuji jumped out of his seat, he heard that voice in his head.

"Puhuhuhu, looks like you accidentally ate me! Bad news for you surely"

"What..?" Yuji questioned, "Who are you and why are you in my head?"

"Wow... rude! Looks like someone doesnt look at their food when eating it. What if it was like poisoned or something? You could have really gotten hurt."

Yuji put his hands in his head, "Stop, get out of my mind you... whatever you are"

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TITLE: stEve and grun 

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: gru, steve

WRITERS: yuri, blaze, siy

RATED ALL AGES

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Gru rubbed his beautiful bald head as he figeted with his bow tie. He was nervous for the arrival of his now boyfriend Steve Minecraft. Oh today was the day he was gonna propose. This made his a bit weary as Steve hated marriages but gru in his evil plans hit him with a lovey dovey ray making him extra lovey dovey as he hoped this would convince him of marriage. He was aware it sounded mean or evil but he loved Steve so much he didn't care and as he say Steve arrive with a frown he raised an eyebrow.

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Gru asked Steve if they could hang out at the mall not surprised Steve was not busy. They both agreed 3:00 pm. Gru got his gadget ready testing it on a small weak minion to make sure it works. It was almost time, so Gru finished up some other things and got dressed. And quickly grabbed his car keys and drove to the mall. Steve actually arrived before Gru which surprised him. They went to go get some Crumble cookie that was in the mall.

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But when they ate the Crumbl cookies, Steve spit it out in disgust. 

"This might be the worst thing I've ever eaten."

Steve Minecraft said as he washed out his mouth.

"I might throw up"

"HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!" (Zuko reference from ATLA)

Gru couldn't believe Steve could even think that about the best cookies ever baked.

"Let me break up with you."

THE END

TITLE: Menacing mcnuggets and kris undertale

FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: dark knight, kris undertale

WRITERS: raine, ray, ae<3

RATED ALL AGES

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"So," Dark Knight began, "come here often?"

Sitting across from him sat a brunette child, hair covering their eyes. After no response, Dark Knight spoke again.

"Do you not like the McNuggets?" he inquired, handing the child one of the chicken nuggets. Sure, McDonalds was a weird spot to begin an interview, but times had been tough and he didn't have the money to afford anything else.

Once again, the child did not respond, but slowly dipped one of their fries into their honey mustard in a threatening manner.

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"I'll be honest with you," Dark Knight said, since he suspected that the child was growing impatient with his stalling, "I don't usually agree to interviews. I came to this one because you're a suspect in yesterday's incident."

The child chewed a fry in an even more threatening manner, staring into Dark Knight's soul. 

"Look, kid, if you were pressured into blowing up the convenience store across the street, I can get you somewhere safe. All you need to do is tell me what you did and who you're working for."

In truth, Dark Knight would have agreed to any interview that paid. But the kid was also a suspect.

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The kid stayed silent for even longer, eyes not drifting the slightest bit away from their fries until someone came by with a McFlurry. An oreo-flavored one, a real classic, not just the limited-edition s'mores shit. They took the weird spindle-spoon in their hand wordlessly, nodding slightly in thanks, before pouring a bunch of rainbowy sprinkles down it. 

...Okay. Maybe the kid was slightly less dark-and-brooding than he'd assumed. A shame, they could have shared that. 

Either way, the child soon started quickly taking medium-sized bites of McFlurry, setting aside the fries for a few minutes. They still weren't answering the question, only pausing to look up at Dark Knight questioningly, as if to say, "Who, me? I'm just a kid, man." 

...Fuck this, he needed a nap. 

Was he seriously suspecting this kid of blowing up the convenience store? They couldn't be a- oh, great, they got brainfreeze. See? Totally harmless. 

Dark Knight sighed, putting down cash on the table to pay for the McDonald's (too much, but sue him, he had a heart) before making his exit. Yeah, he just needed to get some rest. He could look over whatever footage they managed to recover in the morning. 

...the next day, when he saw footage of the same kid hauling cans of gasoline to the convenience store, he started to regret that choice real hard.

[thoughtportal]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

[soul-of-a-ghost]

pathetic wet beast on the brink of tears

[ominous-signs]

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

[iliansarigo]

When life gives you lemons, you

make lemonade

put them away planning to make something later, but forget

eat them whole while staring life in the eye to assert dominance

regift the lemons for a holiday

plant the seeds in your (hypothetical or symbolic) garden

act grateful, discard them, then later lie to life and say you enjoyed them

set up a still life and draw them every day until they rot

Voting ended onSep 29, 2025

[dalniente]

it is honestly amazing how much of writing and editing is just. logistics. like... do i use a name here or a pronoun? if i move this dialogue tag to the middle of this line and break it in half, does the end of the line hit harder that way? what if i move the tag to the front? what if i remove it entirely? ...wait, whose point of view am i in; can i reasonably say this character is appalled, or must i say they look or seem or sound appalled? is this a deliberate action or a step-removed one; is her hand closing on his shoulder, or is she closing her hand on his shoulder? environment environment environment, we need to break all this dialogue up with some narration, the scene is coming untethered. what! are! they doing! with! the rest of their bodies that are not hands! fuck fuck fuck FUCK i forgot we covered this two chapters ago and now i either need to cut this whole chunk or find a reason to reprise the conversation from earlier. name or pronoun? name or pronoun? name or pronoun? move this clause around in this sentence? oh i'll add this phrase-- nope, never mind, past!me added the same phrase two lines down. okay, if i add too much environmental narration it's going to take away from this bit, but not enough and it won't feel grounded. what if i move this to its own line? where the FUCK are their hands?

[bluebeesknees]

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: a phone tucked in very cozy in a perfectly fitting wooden doll-size canopy bed with floral motifs. it has a little dishtowel as a blanket /End ID]

[iliansarigo]

If you are arguing with someone in good faith and it seems like they are using a word in a nonstandard way, you need to stop the main discussion and talk about that for a bit.

I’ll usually just have them describe what the word means to them, describe what it means to me, then tell them I’ll be using their definition for the duration of the conversation. 

Maybe I won’t want to use their word, but I’ll understand what they mean when they say it and reply accordingly. 

You can be right, by most people’s definitions, you can be using a word in the way that most people use it and the dictionary can be cheerfully sitting open in your hands agreeing with you- and you can still be refusing to actually listen.

Good communication, decently clear exchange of ideas and concepts, is not just about using words in a ‘technically correct’ way. 

Sometimes, it’s about listening to people and figuring out what they MEAN so you can actually connect with and understand the other person. Of course, I'm generally not a fan of vague hypotheticals because there's always going to be reasons the conclusions won't apply in specific situations. But it's something to consider.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sick of this anti-aging obsession. let's go in the opposite direction. i want more characters who are hardened & grizzled & have a face lined with the harrowing tribulations of time--and then halfway through the narrative u find out they're 27

[positivelyqueer]

A friend once told me that when they are struggling with getting laundry done, she pretends it is her sworn duty to smuggle the young prince out of the castle to safety, disguised in a laundry hamper.

Now, when I am struggling with hygiene, I pretend I am part of a village with an annual festival, and I get one day a year to spend luxuriously at a bathhouse in preparation.

What my friend imparted on me was the skill of turning mundane tasks into fantastical adventures to make them more compelling and bearable.

So next time you need to go on a mental health walk, maybe consider doing reconnaissance for a secret underground organisation.

Next time cooking is too much of a chore, consider you ability to turn space station rations into a feast to the delight of your crewmates.

[iliansarigo]

[iliansarigo]

[iliansarigo]

[i-like-the-stars-archive]

oh my fucking god can we kill the whole thing of “platonic friends don’t DO that!” shut UP oh my god. fuck offfff pleaseeee <33333 platonic friends can be the most important people in the world to each other, platonic friends can think about each other a lot and be inspired by each other and choose to live for each other and be possessive in life or death situations and be intense i’m so tired of people acting like platonic friendships can’t be that i’m tired of them being viewed as less as!! this is exactly what i mean when i say platonic relationships are not less than romantic ones!!!!!!!! and i’m so so tired of people misinterpreting that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iliansarigo]

Someone gives you a bit of their hair to put in a locket. How romantic! Except it's the ugliest hairball you've ever seen, collected from their comb after a particularly rough combing.

[hopepunk-humanity]

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

[iliansarigo]

[iliansarigo]

people are fluid. we are mostly water after all. 

[iliansarigo]

Foreshadowing is a SUPERPOWER. If I have the day saved out of nowhere by a magical cockatoo in a pizza delivery boy’s body, everyone says it’s too sudden... but if I sprinkle in a few mentions of a strange cockatoo talking about how he used to be a pizza delivery boy, (on top of the magic system of bodyswapping already being established as a central part of the story) suddenly nobody minds. I feel like I could use this to write myself out of all sorts of corners without altering the story more than a scene or two and a few lines here and there.