Blargh Honk :3

Lets go bitches, tiger tranqs! Ontario, Canada! 

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[crustedart]

sleepless

[keplercryptids]

hey, it's okay if the only thing you did for pride was exist. i'm glad & grateful you are in the world. your survival is a celebration.

[youtubeswordsofwisdom2]

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'cutie-pie'!"

Seán William McLoughlin, 2026

[therealjacksepticeye]

Me when I see a fan

[chick-it-out]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[marisatomay]

Sometimes in a professional setting you’ll come across someone in their 60s who just cannot open a PDF in their email. And the thing is. They’re lowkey not old enough to be acting like that. You guys were in your early 30s at the latest when email took off. You’ve actually been doing this for longer than I have. Get real and click on the damn attachment.

[catcrumb]

[catchymemes]

[catcrumb]

[girldraki]

[chilewithcarnage]

[catcrumb]

[thisus3rhaspass3d-deactivated20]

[pocket-deer-belly]

i hate that being fat is dangerous not for any of the reasons people think but because the medical field just stops giving a shit about you. yeah sorry we haven't tested this medicine on people with your body size so we might underdose you. yeah sorry we don't train our surgeons on people like you so you have to change your body to accommodate them. yeah sorry we don't make medical equipment for people of your weight. yeah sorry our doctors train for like a decade but never have to contend with the fact that a fat person might not be suffering from being fat but from a real medical problem. yeah sorry your medical issues will go unaddressed until you become small enough for us to care and they will get worse in that time

[pocket-deer-belly]

and then statistics show that fat people die more so it's gotta be cause they're fat right not for any other reasons it's just cause they're fat so clearly being fat is unhealthy

[meowthiroth]

i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar

[meowthiroth]

[vexheart]