YouTube's Words of Wisdom

Context-free quotes from YouTube's finest.

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"My bra-less husband came here and gave me a sandwich."

Alicia, 2026

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"Is duct tape safe for keeping the poopy in?"

Mark Fischbach, 2026

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"Your good is as guess as mine."

B. Dylan Hollis, 2026

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"We hate pottery up in here. All my homies hate pottery."

The Librarian, 2026

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"I can smell that you want me."

Gigi Murin, 2026

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"I'm looking for tits!"

Takanashi Kiara, 2026

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"It's not DiGiorno, it's a dead body."

Mintzey Moon, 2026

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"Is that elephant romancable?"

Koseki Bijou, 2026

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"GEROLD!!! I TOLDED YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY TUMPUS!!! DULLARD!!!"

Nimi Nightmare, 2026

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"It's when you're bent over that they strike."

Miss Lala, 2026

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Yumi: I'm coming. Blarg: Unrelated to the video game.

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Puffer: Is Yumi a freak? Smii7y: As your lawyer, Yumi, do not answer that.

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"Damn, bro, you knuckle-deep in my shit."

Blarg, 2026

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"You're all up in my fish ass!!"

Yumi, 2026

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"It must be 'Fuck Matt's Fat Ass Friday', cos I'm getting fucked in the ass."

Blarg, 2026

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"Hey, how's it going? Just thought I'd give you a little kiss on the mouth."

Smii7y, 2026

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"You were inside of me sideways."

Blarg, 2026