❁Just Random Shit❁

satisfied with unsatisfaction.

[animatedtext]

[mossie-le-zurche]

I’ma Moth today! Fluffy Antenna hair.

[ilikegusherz]

Mom: why is everything on the floor?

Me: gravity mom

[vickimilly]

[daddyusher-deactivated20140816]

shrek is the god of self confidence

[hautred-deactivated20151102]

[decisivo]

[ilikegusherz]

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

[aintnojigga]

Hov and Aaliyah at Puff Daddy’s Fourth of July party in 2000

[fartproducer-deactivated2026013]

Why does Hov look like he’s afraid future Beyonce is gonna see this?

[duragdaddy]

^^LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[sewages]

[minions420]

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

[meladoodle]

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

[emmmmmmmmmii]

[cakejam]

someone photoshop these

……..u know what to do

[gayllium]

[cexting]

people who repeat their unfunny joke several times 

[getoutoftherecat]

[racingbarakarts]

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

[papishanpoo-deactivated20150504]

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

[rahrahreading-deactivated201501]

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away

[ilikegusherz]

police:THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!

me: not with that attitude