Why

I love shiny things

[dddesc]

“Please accept this headcanon for your beautiful muppet baby (love ur art btw)” from @taojat-ornis

AHHHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH beautiful amazing perfect.

it’s true, snails will eat all sorts of things to get their calcium intake; i feed mine eggshells, but they will eat straight-up bones… it only makes sense for junior! what an incredible source of nutrients. stamping this with a big red CANON

[ilikeshinythings1]

Makes me wheeze so fucking hard each time i see or remember him my god

[dddesc]

Since your drawing more art of junior, I drew junior realistically. As I doubt in the first comic you showed of them that they came out of their egg fully formed and adorable. No,no,no, I made them just as ugly as a penguin is when it hatches and gave them a translucent shell as I’ve researched and when snails are born they have a translucent shell and doesn’t harden until later. And of course Tuff/Bun is there mocking junior for being ugly while Tiff/Fumu worries for the future with this abomination of a child existing and being raised by the two most evil people in the kingdom. Also with this, how do you think others would react to junior? (Like cappy town, the ebrums, Kirby, etc.)

YOU'RE SO RIGHT and I LOVE YOUR DRAWING SO MUCH!!!

ddd and esc were most definitely being blinded by parental pheromones. fresh hatchling junior was giving this ⬇️

in regards to how others would react to junior, i think a lot of them would be NERVOUS! like what do you mean the guy that busts us and our village up for fun has an heir... what could this possibly mean for the country (spoilers: probably nothing good!)

fumu and bun are wary of the beast, as junior predictably ages into a poorly-mannered kid with a penchant for picking on kirby.

at the same time... you're correct! the siblings, particularly fumu, pity junior, as being a descendant of the current dedede tribe isn't the best of situations. the two do try as they might to enourage better behavior in them. unfortunately, junior and their parents do not make this easy.

and of course, despite it all, kirby likes junior -- but, y'know. kirby likes everyone

[ilikeshinythings1]

I keep occasionally remembering it exists god i love it

[soljua-deactivated20180215]

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

[ilikeshinythings1]

Sour bill cybug

I think its cool.

i based it off some sour candys and jaw breakers but its not very noticeable. He has a very simple design in the movie and i wanted to keep it simple. It’s like his whole thing. Simple, monotone, and sour.

Hed hate being a cybug i think. Also what if i made a sour bill au thing

[ilikeshinythings1]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

woah

[ilikeshinythings1]

ep 15: the moutain king

this episode genuinely startled me so badly when i first saw it and i kinda realized how desensitized i am to violence due to cartoons. I thought itd be a silly joke type thing with how angry he got and how expressive it was but holy shit

The way the music cuts out you gotta check this series out ive never been genuinely that suprised by a web series

that shit genuinly startled me

[ilikeshinythings1]

yall imagine this

Your a moderately successful businessman dating a man whos a warrior. A strong individual who one day gets sent to prison, leaving you all alone because he went absolutely insane and ended up doing horrifying things towards other people. All because he couldnt have the job he wanted in the end. A title, a ranking whatever, your not into that stuff yourself.

A while later you find a small chubby baby who you just adore from day one, so you care for it and raise it for twenty ish years, never really forgetting your love as this thing absolutely adores warriors and fighting. Even having action figures of people your love would have worked with in combat if he had stayed out of prison. (Your kid kinda forced the knowledge onto you because you gotta take interest in your kids stuff yknow, you cant just blatantly ignore your kids interests even if you dont like them)

then you find out your kid is destined to beat the shit out of your ex and take the job your ex wanted. anyways

Ping x tai lung. I think its funny

[ilikeshinythings1]

Yeet

[ilikeshinythings1]

How tf do you draw their fuckin legs their adorable i hate them

[ilikeshinythings1]

yall wtf is this comic why do i love it

Anyways oc also might make an au later

[wulfbones]

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

[dragonindex5]

Currently trying to get my straightest male friend into the omegaverse will update later

[dragonindex5]

Ok he’s stopped responding but I’m still sending him lots of art from my dealer @ilikeshinythings1

[dragonindex5]

Ok he went to bed I hope he dreams of being pregnant

[dragonindex5]

I have more friends (all cis and straight) hopefully one of them will be converted into the omegaverse

[ilikeshinythings1]

I love the fact my oc was at some point just a car fetus in a test tube

[ilikeshinythings1]

yall i took one of those how freaky are you tests and it told me I was han solo.

i have no idea what this means

[ilikeshinythings1]

cars oc

he a cybertruck

yes ge knows hes a mistake.

[ilikeshinythings1]

yall remember the spy movie thingy woth the cars?

i doubt cybertrucks would occur naturally at all if there were a car god making cars, so hes made in a lab.

hes like 14 years old and has spent half of those years in a test tube.

[ilikeshinythings1]

cars oc

he a cybertruck

yes ge knows hes a mistake.

[ilikeshinythings1]

at the end of rdr2 i felt like glados from portal or some shit. I didnt even wanna see micah dead at that point, i just wanted him to leave.

I hated him so viscerally for what he did to arthur and the gang, i wanted to shoot him so bad, but then I felt such a sick feeling inside looking at him from johns perspective.

i didnt want to go to that moutain. I wanted my horse back. I wanted to go home and sit with johns wife and tell her her soup tasted good. And I wanted to race jack again and chat with uncle.

i hated micah since the first chapter at that snowy hellhole, and i waited so patiently to kill him.

and then i finally got the chance and it felt like hell. I hate the fact john finally had a good life and I was ripping it away. And that I had to for the story.

It felt like I was betraying arthur and him. I never even played rdr1