Tea,flannels, life, and fucktards

Here you are safe, here you are vauled, here you are loved.

[astroplogy]

The Zodiac Signs During a Boring Day of Class

•Aries: takes diligent notes and tells people who are talking to kindly shut the hell up 

•Taurus: sleeps. And snacks every now and then. 

•Gemini: doodles on paper and stares into space while trying to shorthand notes

•Cancer: talks to person next them about eveRYTHING 

•Leo: gets detention for back talking 

•Virgo: tries to make sense of what the teacher has been saying for the past half hour 

•Libra: starts random conversations with the teacher that gets the class completely off topic 

•Scorpio: pretends to pay attention but is probably just thinking about sex 

•Sagittarius: “goes to the bathroom” for 20 minutes (actually just walks around in the hallway looking for ways to escape in case of a zombie apocalypse) 

•Capricorn: complains about the teacher’s work ethic 

•Aquarius: half pays attention/half zones out completely 

•Pisces: hums a song that’s been in their head for days 

[garrafahellscream]

Returning to the old world by Zeon-in-a-tree

[allthingsstevenuniverse]

fusion gems ➝ the product of two or more Gems who fuse together to create a generally larger and more powerful Gem

[stunningpicture]

[hershey]

My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile

[hershey]

[relatablepicturesofconnieglasse]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled glasses to present a cinnamon roll fun fact: Steven apparently keeps a picture of Connie by his bed

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Have a beautiful day everyone

[slaandere-blog]

Don’t tell me how to live

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

HAVR A BEAUTIFUL DAY OR I WILL FIND U. I HAVE 50 SNIPERS EYEING U FROM THE ROOFTOPS

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[justblacklistme-deactivated2014]

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

[so-stay-sweetly-numb]

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

[toridactyl]

[prochoiceamerica]

Tomorrow, California will vote on a bill that would require crisis pregnancy centers to tell women the truth about their reproductive health options. One politician asked why a lawmaker cared so much about the bill, and her response is PERFECT.

[electroillusion]

Some now and before painting(っ´ω`c)

[ladaleda]

“It’s about being at ease in one’s own skin.”

[flowercrownimpala]

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

[roxys-version]

[nuriaafterhours]

is this a reaction or an example

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[vesperatom]

[zek-plus]

95 hours per week

[honeyimagined-deactivated202303]

A fucking queen

[jamaicanamazon]

Truly a queen !! 🙌🏾👏🏾

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

When a mother is determined, she’s fucking determined.

[ultrafacts]

Harriet Tubman was an African-American abolitionist,humanitarian, and during the American Civil War, a Union spy. Born into slavery, Tubman escaped and subsequently made over a dozen missions to rescue enslaved family and friends, using the network of antislavery activists and safe houses known as the Underground Railroad.

The expedition was governed by the strictest rules. If any man gave out, he must be shot. “Would you really do that?” she was asked. “Yes,” she replied, “if he was weak enough to give out, he’d be weak enough to betray us all, and all who had helped us; and do you think I’d let so many die just for one coward man.” [x]

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