I think This Is Technically Life

...with a job, bills, a dog, and a slight dependence on tomorrow.

[iliveathing]

Time for some Home Alone. By that I mean the movie not time home alone. Though I am actually home alone (There's no way I find firecrackers and 'save' them for later. This shit is going off immediately)

[iammannyfresh]

miami, i was proud of you today.

[iliveathing]

Good on you 305. Needed to see this

[fuckyou-lucyf0rd-deactivated201]

Christmas plans sorted…

[iliveathing]

This is surprisingly useful when being forced to watch Fox News with your conservative as fuck relatives

[trophy-boyfriend]

[jadedkitten]

The eternal struggle

[lilbitkipsy]

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

[iliveathing]

It's not just me? Thank god.

I'm not alone!

[uhmeliamay-deactivated20150305]

I want to make rash decisions and not give a damn

[iliveathing]

And for this, we invented tequila

[iliveathing]

16 hours after waking up, showering and getting ready for the day - I realized I apparently put my underwear on inside out.

[iliveathing]

Government Stupidity All Day, Every Day

Me: I have a question about the new VAT system.

VAT Hotline: Yes it is happening.

Me: ...No I know that. I have a question regarding [technical crap about forms and implementation]?

VAT Hotline: Oh. Yeah, no idea. We don't know about that.

Me: So the hotline is just to tell people yes it's happening without any clue how it's happening?

VAT Hotline: Basically.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[iliveathing]

The answer is always no - as I just demonstrated with three different gifts.

[iliveathing]

Wine and fudge isn't an exactly balanced dinner. 

It's also not even the least healthy dinner I've had this week.