i blew it

Indie RP blog for Van of the 1997 film "Floating." Multi-ship. Multi-verse. Blog is NSFW. No ReadMores. Mun and muse of age. previously doingxalright

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

Put "whisper" in my ask box and my muse will whisper one of these in your muse's ear:

1. “I love you.” 2. “I hate you.” 3. “I know you love me.” 4. “Don’t act like you love me when it’s so clear that you don’t.” 5. “Don’t make me threaten you.” 6. “Marry me.” 7. “You smell lovely.” 8. “I can be cruel if I have to.” 9. “I can’t wait to watch you burn.” 10. “You’re perfect.” 11. “You were a mistake.” 12. “I never loved you.” 13. “I loved you too much.” 14. “Look a parrot.” 15. “Kiss me.” 16. “Let’s get out of here.” 17. “It’s over.” 18. “Oh, its just beginning.” 19. “You can’t get rid of me that easily.” 20. “It’s now or never.”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters

"So…this is your place?"

"This is your room."

"I’m not sleeping with you?"

"I’m not sleeping with you!"

"Well…I…uhh…I figured you wouldn’t want to sleep in the same bed just yet."

"Do I have to change my name?"

"You don’t have to change your name."

"I like your mom."

"So your mom’s a real bitch."

"I like your dad."

"So your dad’s a real dick."

"You live here alone?"

"Who else lives with you?"

"I’m a little nervous."

"You don’t have to be nervous."

"Do you know how to cook?"

"I’m your wife."

"I’m your husband."

"You live like a pig."

"Uh…not you."

"I’m glad it’s you."

"You’re paying for the wedding."

"I’m paying for the wedding."

"My parents are paying for the wedding."

"Your parents are paying for the wedding."

"I like you."

"I don’t like you."

"I love you."

"I’ll take the couch, you can have the bed."

[ilivehereasshole]

Everyday Questions sentence pack

"Got a light?"

"Is it still raining?"

"What's the time?"

"Do you smell something?"

"Is something burning?"

"Are you done with that?"

"What's going on here?"

"Can you believe it?"

"Anybody in here?"

"Know what time the next one comes?"

"What I miss?"

"Could you help me with this?"

"Who's there?"

"What's going on in here?"

"How long has this been going on?"

"May I have one?"

"Are you using this?"

"Do you know how to get to ________?"

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send "I'm bored. Take your clothes off" for my muse's reaction

Send “What did you just say?”, for mine saying it to yours 

[ilivehereasshole]

"No, no -- Go back to sleep."

"How long before the kids go to college and we have time for ourselves again?"

"My mum/dad died."

"Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."

"Drink up. Whiskey’s God’s way of letting us know he loves us and he wants us to be happy."

"Maybe we didn't raise him/her the way we should have. Maybe we went wrong somewhere."

"No, don't just say you're fine. Where's the doctor? Let me go speak to the doctor."

"Shush, it's fine. They won't hear us."

"I like your ass."

"What the hell have you been smoking?

"Do we need anything else, d'you think? Do we still have milk at home?"

"Do people really fall for that line?"

"Stop it. Stop crying. You're going to make me cry -- Goddamn it."

"Wait, did you just call me 'honey'? We just met."

"Sometimes I worry that you're just a really great dream."

"Fuck, I told you not to leave any hickeys."

"What are you smiling about?"

"Shouldn't you get that? What if it's important?"

"You're really killing the mood."

"What happened to 'we should never go to bed angry at each other'? Talk to me."

"Be careful when you let our baby sleep in our bed, okay? Don't crush him/her."

"I don't care what happens to be, don't you get it? I don't care if I live or die."

"Jesus Christ, take it easy next time. Look at these nail marks."

"You're so fucking immature, you know that? I don't know how I can stand you."

"It's not that I don't trust you, I don't trust him/her."

"I don't know whether to interpret that as a good thing, or a bad thing."

"I mean it. Just say the word, and I'll kill him."

"I told you I didn't want kids when we first got married! We're not negotiating my uterus."

"You broke my heart. Now you want to be 'friends'?"

"Come on, jump. I dare you."

"Zip me up."

"Tell me about your dream."

"Wake up. You don't want to sleep all night on the couch, do you? C'mon, come to bed."

"Stop talking."

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about."

"You know I hate the word mistress."

"I forgot my keys."

[ilivehereasshole]

"I might have gone a little overboard on this shopping trip...I hope you still like everything."

Hands are already going through bags, though he can't seem to stay on just one of them.Van almost looks like a child on Christmas morning, but he's still a bit wary of all the gifts before him."What is all this stuff?"

[ilivehereasshole]

"Just lemme lick the inside of yer thigh and y'can swim for however long y'want."

"Dream on, weirdo."

[ilivehereasshole]

Have you ever had such bad sex that you give anything for it to be over?

"I've been asked questions that I'd give anything for them to be over..."

[ilivehereasshole]

Sentence Meme - Fluff Version

“You can kiss me as much as your heart desires."

“I just want to get away with you.”

"Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already."

"Now come cuddle with me."

"I think you're beautiful."

"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"

“I’m so happy I have you.”

"Someday I'll pick up the courage to ask you on a real date."

“You know, sometimes I wonder why you like me.”

"You're as cute as a button."

"Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile."

"Was this meant to be a date?"

“How am I supposed to concentrate when you’re kissing me?"

"Can you just hold me?"

"You look beautiful today, just like every other day."

"I have no desire to run away with anyone else in this whole world than you.”

“You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

"Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"

"I want everything with you."

"I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February."

[inboxideas]

Leave " ➳♥ " in my inbox and my character will try to turn yours on.

[ilivehereasshole]

I never understood what made your lips on my neck such an intimate affair until your teeth grazed my pulse and i realized  you could tear open my throat and make me bleed out in your arms but instead you chose to kiss

[roleplayaskmemes]

Send me a ♤ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

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[ooodfgdh]

I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine mine.

Me, to you (via heartsworldsapart)

[fuckyeah-pixels]

[builtforthisworld]

"Look. I'm not SCARED or anything, I just... think we should sleep in the same tent, is all..."

   ”Why?” 

[builtforthisworld]

   ”…what I got out of that were some compliments, and that you’re actually scared.”

[ilivehereasshole]

  "I am not scared."

[builtforthisworld]

"Look. I'm not SCARED or anything, I just... think we should sleep in the same tent, is all..."

   ”Why?” 

[builtforthisworld]

   ”You’re gonna have to give me a better reason than that, bud.”

[ilivehereasshole]

 "You're, like... the toughest guy I know, alright? I'm not saying that something is gonna happen, but if it does? I just -- like. I wanna be safe."

[ilivehereasshole]

do you think rick still loves you after the incident when you got bit?

"Since I ... lost part of my arm, you mean." He's uneasy, nervous. This isn't a question that he wants to answer and he absent-mindedly thumbs over his wrapped stump."I think -- I think he's more upset with me than he loves me, at this point. If... if that makes sense. I really blew it, y'know?"