* PITY THE LIVING

Indie Harry Potter multimuse. penned by makenzie. Est. 4/17/18

[justmorerpmemes]

Extremely Exhausted Starters

“You. Rest. Now.”

“You took five steps and need to sit down again?”

“I’m absolutely fine, I just need to sit down.”

“I just need to sit-what do you mean I’m already laying down?”

“Your eyes aren’t focusing. Just close them for ten minutes.”

“Write one sentence on this piece of paper, and then I’ll let you up.”

“I just need a breather, that’s all. Maybe ten. No fifteen.”

“We’re both so exhausted we can’t even argue about not being exhausted.”

“When I said I needed five more minutes I meant it more like hours.”

“… no… I’m tired… let me sleep… I don’t want to get up.”

“We need to get out of the heat, you’re starting to look sick.”

“You can’t hide those shaking hands from me. You need to stop.”

“I’m just a little cold, I’m okay, really. Let me sit with a blanket or something.”

“Moving…? No I’m good thanks.”

“Gravity has a hold on me of which I have not the strength to break.”

“Was… was that actually there? That wasn’t there was it?”

“I’ve had no energy for three days.”

“You worked yourself so hard that you’ve been sentenced to three days of bed rest.”

“Listen I can… I can get up. It’s fine.”

“If we’re both in this state, we both really screwed up somewhere huh?”

“I have energy for exactly one more person of favourable standing, and going the hell to bed. With or without that person, bed is happening.”

“You’ve struggled to move anything for the last hour.”

“This is what happens when you over exert yourself.”

“You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

“I went a little overboard sure… but I’m still alive. So shh.”

[memelleity]

be more kind sentence starters

❝ Don’t worry if you don’t know what to do. ❞

❝ You’ll figure it out. And I might too. ❞

❝ We all thought we had nothing to lose. ❞

❝ The first time it was a tragedy, the second time it’s a farce. ❞

❝ Be suspicious of simple answers. ❞

❝ Aren’t you ashamed of this? ❞

❝ I’ve been messing things up, and I’ve been letting you down. ❞

❝ I’ve been getting it wrong for far too long. ❞

❝ All the things I thought were true turned out to be broken. ❞

❝ I don’t know what comes next. ❞

❝ We’ve stopped talking to each other, and there’s something wrong with that. ❞

❝ You should know you’re not alone. ❞

❝ Try to be more kind. ❞

❝ Don’t you forget that this too shall pass, if we survive. ❞

❝ We’ll make it to the other side. ❞

❝ Make me a promise. ❞

❝ If we have to do this, let’s do it smiling. ❞

❝ One look at your brave face makes me a braver [man]. ❞

❝ Lord knows I need this. ❞

❝ I needed someone who wouldn’t leave me. ❞

❝ I’m scared that I won’t have the strength that it takes to stand up. ❞

❝ We could barricade the door and we’d be safe inside. ❞

❝ To tell the truth, I just need you. ❞

❝ What’s the point in surviving if you’re just surviving alone? ❞

❝ Are you afraid of the darkness? ❞

❝ I’m afraid of the darkness too. ❞

❝ Meet me in the middle. ❞

❝ We can’t just turn around and close the door on the world. ❞

❝ I’m not so sure that’s the way it is at all. ❞

❝ In the end, what’s left of us are the traces of the way we treat the ones we meet. ❞

❝ It’s hard to understand how we fell so far from where we began. ❞

❝ Save what you can. ❞

❝ There are battles now worth being fought. ❞

❝ Let’s try and get it right. ❞

[leememes]

STUFF   I’VE   SAID   TO   MY   BABY   BROTHER  .

“   i   love   yooooouuuu  !   ” “   …   say   it   back  .   don’t   do   me   like   this   ” “   i   am   the   backbone   of   your   entire   childhood   ” “   on   all   levels   except   legal ,   i’m   basically   your   mom   /   dad  .   ” “   what   movie   do   you   want   on  ?   ” “   this   is   my   shitty   microwave   meal  .   get   your   own  .   ” “   say   ‘aaaahhhh  .  ’   ” “   you’re   so   cuuuuuute  !   ” “   who’s   the   best   boy   /   girl   in   the   world  ?   you   are  !   ” “   where’s   my   kiss  ?   ” “   wow  .   don’t   act   like   you’re   too   good   for   me   in   front   of   your   little   baby   friends   ” “   what   do   you   want   to   watch  ?   or   can   i   just   slap   on ,   like ,   any   cartoon   and   you’ll   be   good  ?   ” “   i   love   your   cap  .   you’re   such   a   cool   little   dude ,   aren’t   you  ?   ” “   say   thank   you  .   ” “   say   please  !   ” “   how   am   i   literally   the   only   good   role   model   in   your   life  ?   how   does   that   work   out  ?   i’m   a   garbage   fire   train   wreck   doing   her   best  .   ” “   who   taught   you   that   word  ??   ” “   don’t   say   that   word  !!   ” “   [   name   ]    acts   like   i   won’t   throat   kick   her   for   teaching   you   swears ,   and   it’s   just   really   bold   of   her   to   assume   i   lack   that   capability  .   ” “   venting   to   a   kid   is   great ,   because   you   have   literally   no   memory   span   until   you’re   four  .   you’re   like   a   diary   that   sometimes   smiles   and   laughs   and   like ,   cleanses   my   whole   soul   while   i   bitch  .   ” “   what   do   you   mean   no  ??   ” “   oh   my   god ,   you   learned   why  .   never   ask   me   why ,   ____ .   me   and   my   three   brain   cells   don’t   have   the   answers   you’re   after  .   ” “   you’re   my   favourite   little   brat  .   ” “   you’re   just   baby  …   ”

[cosmicwizdom]

[solmenlyswore-blog]

*whispers* theodore was supposed to be in ravenclaw but chose slytherin as that’s what his entire family was and he was never one to stray from social norms as to not draw attention to himself.

[solmenlyswore-blog]

“ oh ? really ? me ? weak ? have you Seen my muscles ? ” (Roger @ Theo)

“I’ve seen ‘em. You flaunt ‘em enough as it is,” Theodore observed without so much as a glance to Roger. He was too busy….with staring out the window, his chin resting in his palm while his other hand twirled his quill. His comment had been off-handed at best and he should’ve known Roger would react to it. Lose-lose situation it seemed, as Roger appeared to take the insult to heart and Theodore had to listen to him speak. 

There was a reason he didn’t spend that much time around Draco and his crew. The speaking. Too much of it, all the time. 

“Don’t take it so personally, Davies. You almost sound like a girl.”

[melamemea]

platonic sentences.

a small collection of platonic sentences used in casual interactions between friends, or those who need a moment of platonic sweetness. some are goofy, some are serious, some are just sweet and domestic.

“ you’ve got something there… let me remove it for you! ”

“ lean on me if you’re tired, i’ll keep an eye on the movie… ”

“ you look really good today! ”

“ your hair is really soft, what of braid did you want again? ”

“ i love this. just you, me, an ungodly amount of blankets and netflix. ”

“ if you want it i’ll get it for you, don’t worry! ”

“ you really make my days, you know that? ”

“ nothing makes me happier than being here with you ”

“ hey hey hey, if you wanna share fries you could ask first! ”

“ okay, i’ll give you half of my burger for half of your sundae, okay? ”

“ uh huh? you’re gonna take me? you and what wrestling army? ”

“ oh ? really ? me ? weak ? have you Seen my muscles ? ”

“ can you stroke my back for a moment? i just want some cuddles. ”

“ i just really want a hug today. ”

“ you look like you could use a hug today ”

“ that outfit looks really good on you, by the way ”

“ okay but, taste this, i made this but i can’t tell if it’s tasty — ”

“ come here — let’s sort this out ”

“ if i squish your cheeks together you look like a pufferfish ”

“ oh my god, your hand is MASSIVE compared to mine ”

“ are you serious? is your hand this tiny? let me compare to mine — ”

“ yes please, keep stroking my hair. i need that today. ”

“ you. me. junk food. today was crap and i need Us time. ”

“ is that perfume i recommended to you? it smells really good on you!”

“ you’re hogging the blankets, stop it! ”

“ if i just flop over on your lap, will you let me sleep in peace? ”

“ scoot — over — i need to lie down ”

“ give me your feet and i’ll rub them ”

“ hey now, it’s okay? i’m here for you ”

“ we make a good team though, don’t we? ”

“ hey ( name ) wanna catch a movie later today? ”

“ here you go, your favorite snack — picked up a few on my way over ”

“ well d u h, of course i know your favorite snack. friends do this stuff. ”

“ oh, so you really think i don’t know you? mhm? test me! ”

“ you think you know me? really? okay, what’s my favorite … ( thing )? ”

“ i can’t believe my clothes look better on you. that should be illegal. ”

“ well if this meme isn’t us then i don’t know — ” sends meme.

“ your shoulders are really tense, can you try to sit still? ”

“ i’ll buy you dinner if you rub my back right now ”

[solmenlyswore-blog]

also im adding oliver wood cuz @heartsunholy and @voiceofmany made me

[solmenlyswore-blog]

guys im re-adding my percy weasley, gonna add him back to the muse page now

[solmenlyswore-blog]

who should i add here? also i need more ladies so. 

[contrariian-archive]

HADESTOWN SENTENCE STARTERS PT. I

taken from the original cast recording, feel free to change pronouns/etc!

part ii || part iii

ROAD TO HELL

‘ don’t ask where. ’ ‘ it was hard times. ’ ‘ it was a world of gods and men. ’ ‘ it’s an old song. ’ ‘ it’s an old tale from way back when. ’ ‘ it’s a sad tale. it’s a tragedy. ’ ‘ it’s a sad song, but we sing it anyway. ’ ‘ it’s a tale of a love that never dies. ’ ‘ it’s a love song about someone who tries. ’

LIVIN’ IT UP ON TOP

‘ i’m an outdoor girl. ’ ‘ i’m trying to enjoy myself. ’ ‘ when the sun is high, so am i. ’ ‘ when my man comes around, i know he’s gonna bring me down. ’ ‘ why would a man of his own free go to work all day in the mine and mill? ’ ‘ you think i give a damn? ’ ‘ why would you trade the sunshine for a couple of nickels and dimes? ’ ‘ no one here’s a millionaire. ’ ‘ we’re living it up. ’ ‘  what we have, we have to share. ’ ‘ give me a lyre, and a campfire, and an open field at night. ’ ‘ give me the sky that you can’t buy or sell at any price, and i’ll give you a song for free. cause that’s how life outta be. ’ ‘ anybody want a drink? ’ ‘ let the poet bless this round! ” ‘ if no one takes to much, there will always be enough. ’ ‘ let the world we dream about be the one we live in now. ’

ALL I’VE EVER KNOWN 

‘ i was alone so long. ’ ‘ i was alone so long, i didn’t even know that i was lonely. ’ ‘ this is how it’s always been. ’ ‘ all i’ve ever known is how to hold my own. ’ ‘ all i’ve ever known is how to hold my own, but now i wanna hold you too. ’ ‘ you take me in your arms, and suddenly there’s sunlight all around me. ’ ‘ and for a moment i forget just how dark and cold it gets. ’ ‘ i don’t ever wanna have to let you go. ’ ‘ i don’t wanna go back to the lonely life. ’ ‘ say that you’ll hold me forever. say that the wind won’t change us. say that we’ll stay with each other, and it’ll always be like this. ’ ‘ i’m gonna hold you forever. the wind will never change on us. as long as we stay with each other, then it will always be like this. ’

WAY DOWN HADESTOWN

‘ better go and get your suitcase packed. ’ ‘ i guess it’s time to go. ’ ‘ those who go, they don’t come back. ’ ‘ winter’s nigh and summer’s over. ’ ‘ down there, it’s a bunch of stiffs. i’ll be bored to death. ’ ‘ give me morphine in a tin. give me a crate of the fruit of the vine. ’ ‘ everybody dresses in clothes so fine. ’ ‘ the wage is nothing and the work is hard. ’ ‘ an eye for an eye. ’ ‘ a lie for a lie, and your soul for sale. ’ ‘ you’re early. ’ ‘ i missed you. ’ ‘ seems like you own everything. kinda makes me wonder how it feels. ’

EPIC II

‘ king of diamonds, king of spades. ___ was king of a kingdom of dirt. ’ ‘ the river styx was a river of stones. ’ ‘ ____ laid them high and thick with a million hands that were not their own. ’ ‘ and stone by stone, row by row, the river rose up. ’

CHANT

‘ keep your head low. ’ ‘ if you wanna keep your head, you gotta keep your head low. ’ ‘ in the coldest time of year, why is it so hot down here? ’ ‘ it ain’t right, and it ain’t natural. ’ ‘ lover, you were gone so long. ’ ‘ lover, i was lonely. ’ ‘ lover, when you feel that fire, think of it as my desire for you. ’ ‘ i’ll sing a song of a love gone wrong. ’ ‘ every year, they have this fight. ’ ‘ lover, while you sing your song, winter is coming on. ’ ‘ all the pretty songs you sing ain’t gonna shelter us from the wind. ’ ‘ why is it so bright down here? ’ ‘ when you see that glare, think of it as my despair for you. ’ ‘ when the gods are having a fight, everybody else better hold on tight! ’ ‘ everything i’ve saved is gone. ’ ‘ fire ain’t gonna light itself. ’ ‘ every year, it’s getting worse, hell on earth. ’ ‘ did you think i’d be impressed? ’ ‘ i recall there was a time we were happy, you and i: in there garden where we met. nothing was between us yet. ’ ‘ lover, everything i do i do it for the love of you. ’ ‘ if you don’t even want my love, i’ll give it to someone who does. ’ ‘ harbor me. ’

HEY, LITTLE SONGBIRD

‘ hey, little songbird, give me a song. ’ ‘ i’m a busy man, and i can’t stay long. ’ ‘ cat got your tongue? ’ ‘ always a pity for one so pretty and young when poverty comes to clip your wings and knock the wind right out of your lungs. ’ ‘ i want to fly down and feed at your hand. ’ ‘ i want a nice, soft place to land. i want to lie down forever. ’ ‘ the choice is yours, if you’re willing to choose. ’ ‘ you’ve got nothing to lose. ’ ‘ suddenly, nothing is as it was. ’ ‘ wasn’t it gonna be the two of us? weren’t we birds of a feather? ’ ‘ let me guess: he’s some kind of poet and he’s penniless? give him your hand, he’ll give you his hand-to-mouth. he’ll write you a poem when the power is out… hey, why not fly south for the winter? ’ ‘ look all around you: see how the vipers and vultures surround you. ’ ‘ they’ll take you down, they’ll pick you clean if you stick around such a desperate scene. ’ ‘ people get mean when the chips are down. ’

[promaethean]

A DARKER SHADE OF MAGIC / A GATHERING OF SHADOWS by v. e. schwab sentence meme.

❛  I’d rather die on an adventure than live standing still.  ❜

❛  After all, you can kill people, but you cannot kill magic. Not truly.  ❜

❛  Impossible. What a useless word, in a world with magic.  ❜

❛  Everyone thinks I have a death wish, you know? But I don’t want to die – dying is easy. No, I want to live, but getting close to death is the only way to feel alive. And once you do, it makes you realize that everything you were actually doing before wasn’t actually living. It was just making do. Call me crazy, but I think we do the best living when the stakes are high.  ❜

❛  You have two faces. One you wear for the world at large, and the one you wear for those you love.  ❜

❛  Everyone’s immortal until they’re not.  ❜

❛  It is as it is. It cannot be undone. So please, be grateful, and be done with it.  ❜

❛  The thing about freedom? It doesn’t come naturally. Almost no one has it handed to them. I’m free because I fought for it.  ❜

❛  I know you can do this. I know you can hear me. Stay with me. Listen to my voice.  ❜

❛  Maybe you just got a taste of what it really means to be alive. You almost died. So now you know what it feels like to live. To fear for that life. To fight for it. And once you know, well, there’s no going back.  ❜

❛  You made a mistake. Everybody makes them. Even me. I’ve made many. It’s only fair that you made one.  ❜

❛  I did only what I had to do. If I could have given my life for yours, I would have.  ❜

❛  A kiss for luck. Not that I need it.  ❜

❛  I know. I know what and who you are. What will you do? Kill me?  ❜

❛  Why am I the only one in this fucking world to be held accountable for my actions?  ❜

❛  Aren’t you afraid of dying?  ❜

❛  I’m sorry. For whatever happened to you. For whoever hurt you so deeply that you see things like friends and fondness as weapons instead of shields.  ❜

❛  You know so little of war. Battles may be fought from the outside in, but wars are won from the inside out.  ❜

❛  Between the two of us, we’ll tear the whole world down.  ❜

❛  I am going to cut that smile off your face.  ❜

❛  It hurts. More than dying ever did. There are days when I feel like I deserve this.  ❜

❛  Death doesn’t scare me. Not nearly as much as the idea of wasting a perfectly good life in fear of it.  ❜

❛ You’re always so eager to slash and stab, why couldn’t you have stabbed him.  ❜

❛  Which is it, huh? You’re angry at me, or worried about me, or happy to see me? Because I can’t keep up.  ❜

❛  Wouldn’t it be amazing, if we got away with it?  ❜

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[dovingmemes]

tumblr posts sentence meme

went through my personal and took stuff from gif sets, text posts, photosets, etc. feel free to change around however you see fit!

‘ god , it’s so long. ‘

‘ it’s so hot , man. ‘ 

‘ i hope we never get to see each other again. ‘

‘ my problem is that i push people away and then hate them for leaving. ‘

‘ i can stop whenever i want. these are just choices. ‘

‘ all i’m saying is we both got $2 , if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from wendy’s and split it. ‘

‘ switching babies ? how hard can it be ? ‘

‘ i am gay but he’s not my boyfriend cause i can do much better than him. ‘

‘ oh you ‘ love ‘ your newborn child ? name three of their albums. ‘

‘ what the hell are you ? ‘

‘ i am [name] and you are mine. ‘

‘ may i offer any further ass ? ‘

‘ are you in the bathroom in the dark ? ‘

‘ suffer. ‘

‘ she puts the ‘ itch ‘ in bitch. ‘

‘ this is my lazy sunday ! ‘

‘ whoa ! he stole that guy’s pizza ! ‘

‘ you have the face of an angel. ‘

‘ … pathetic. ‘

‘ why are you eating ice cream in the winter ? ‘

‘ she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second , smaller smug look underneath. ‘

‘ work , go home , internet , sleep. ‘

‘ god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things ! just sleeping ! it’s like a sleepover but every night , how sweet is that !!!! ‘

‘ i’m single and ready to flamingle ! ‘

‘ hahaha ! don’t expect mouth to mouth ! ‘

‘ do you think washers and dryers are like , actually friends or work friends ? ‘

[ screams at top of lungs ] ‘ i’m cool. i’m fine. ‘

‘ ammo ? more like BL — AMMO ! ‘

‘ i almost fell down a well yesterday. ‘

‘ i support men’s rights. men’s rights to shut the fuck up. ‘

‘ so you’re breaking up with me because i’m too … [hair color] ?! ‘

‘ i love you and i like you. ‘

‘ i’d marry you for your money in a minute. ‘

‘ my life sucks. i’m going to bed. ‘

[solmenlyswore-blog]

@heartsunholy told me to come so i did hai

[justanotherpmemeblog]

STARTERS FROM MY GROUPCHAT!!

❝ ignore the mascara on my hand. ❞

❝ my bones hurt. like my literal bones. ❞

❝ get that off the internet. ❞

❝ mulan isn’t a princess, she’s a soldier, you fucking idiot. ❞

❝ nah that’s the most stupid gay shit i’ve ever heard you loser. ❞

❝ we stan a boy who knows how to text back! ❞

❝ coach me in flirting, please. ❞

❝ i am a fragile lady today please handle with care. ❞

❝ i feel like i’m having a stroke. ❞

❝ i keep forgetting that bj is short for blowjob. ❞

❝ what a fool i am. ❞

❝ pajamas are absolutely mandatory.  ❞

❝ cute date idea: burying a ouija board. ❞

❝ where we droppin’ boys? ❞

❝ don’t break rule number six. ❞

[rpstartersinc]

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ i’ll do the talking. ”

“ i’m very particular with my words. ”

“ it got out of control. ”

“ i hate when things get out of control. ”

“ you had one fucking job. ”

“ and i got blood on my fucking shoes. ”

“ at least there’s a silver lining. ”

“ i’d recognize those eyes anywhere. ”

“ is this your plus one ? ”

“ strong silent type, i like it. ”

“ if you give food to monkeys they just throw their shit at each other. ”

“ i have cleared my calendar for you ! ”

“ you and i are gonna tear shit up ! ”

“ that wry smile betrays you again. ”

“ well go on, take the bloody bag off his head ! ”

“ men only really love you in hindsight. ”

“ did no one ever teach you that it’s rude to text at the table ? ”

“ go on … cry for help. ”

“ i’m afraid they’re not coming for you, buddy. ”

“ enjoy the crab rangoon. ”

“ we’re here to rescue you. ”

“ keep your head down and make a run for the truck. ”

“ we’re in the middle of a fucking war. ”

“ i overreacted back there. ”

“ turn off that fucking radio ! ”

“ promise me you won’t fall. ”

“ welcome to my church away from church. ”

“ what gun would jesus choose ? ”

“ there was a plan, and now it’s fallen apart. ”

“ i’m the cavalry, man. ”

“ man, i do not understand what you are sayin’, i don’t speak your language. ”

“ boom. i went french fries, you stayed potato, that’s alright. ”

“ it could get messy. ”

“ you eat, or you are eaten. ”

“ animals call it survival. humans call it business. ”

“ you tried to kill me ! ”

“ you know what ? fuck you. ”

“ we were not disappointed. ”

“ you were here on time and i was not ready. ”

“ if you’d killed him i wouldn’t have blamed you. ”

“ can’t figure out if that smell is bad sanitation or just the abject loss of hope. ”

“ i don’t answer to you. ”

“ i don’t need your pity. ”

“ you have been a naughty little shit, haven’t you ? ”

“ it’s a good thing we found you before you froze to death. ”

“ is this mahogany ? ”

“ it had to be done. but that doesn’t make it any easier, does it ? ”

“ you have a taste for doing what it takes. ”

“ do you feel better now ? get it out of your system ? ”

“ maybe now we can finally shoot some goddamn guns. ”

“ do you follow him on twitter ? it’s gold. ”

“ i would love to shoot the breeze with that young man. ”

“ people are hypocrites and they all want someone to blame for their shit-filled lives, they never want to accept their share of the responsibility. ”

“ bring me some gauze and some fucking antiseptic ointment ! ”

“ i can almost see your furrowed brow from here. ”

“ places to go, shit to tear up. ”

“ choices have consequences. ”

“ should i start taking this personally ? ”

[magnoliamemes-deactivated201906]

Send “I don’t need you” for my muse’s reaction.