I Solemnly swear that I am up to no good

Welcome to my blog, fuckers.

[animusrox]

Good Burger (1997) dir. Brian Robbins

[ilovebeingmexican]

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

[1st-1]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

fuck dude it sure is

[arandomthot]

I feel attacked

[hamyilton]

is this hamilton

[killuaaa-zoldyck]

I’m Crying 😭

[its-a-different-world]

I love him, so much.

[jadorexjaii]

He’s amazing lmfao

[noahnomore]

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[marisatomay]

feel like pure shit just want to sit in a coffee shop with an open google doc and not write a single word

[viinnttaaggee]

it takes years to learn the difference between who to let go and who to be patient with. the same way it takes years to know what you deserve and what you don’t. so hang on there, growth and experience come with time.

[amateur]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[100493503004422]

not to be unnecessarily fake deep on a wednesday afternoon but I feel like I don’t have a personality also that I’m not real

[galesofnovember]

So, on one hand, I agree that it’s hilarious that werewolves in stories consistently forget about the full moon.  On the other hand, I can’t believe the hypocrisy of me (or any of us) being like, “oh wow, what kind of idiot doesn’t remember this thing that consistently happens every month and has serious consequences. ha ha ha.”   I mean, before one notices the speck in a fictional werewolf’s eye, one must take stock of how many pairs of underwear one has ruined. 

[galesofnovember]

What does this mean? how many people shit their pants that often

I this a joke? If so, then I would like to appreciate you, random person, for making the funniest joke of the day, even when it’s the day after the last presidential.

If it’s not a joke, then I’m honestly even more appreciative of you for delighting me at your own expense. 

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned about the rainbow bird called The White-Browed Tit-Warbler (x)

[theaddictsapartment]

“i love your voice” is a top tier compliment

[dorfs]