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Ind. Non-Sburb Dave Strider

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if we call people that like animals furries

what do animals call animals that like humans

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anyway whats up now that sugar metal is gone i guess i gotta make other friends

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Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it’s a secret.

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fuckingshutup:

   CAN’T YOU JUST CALL US ALL KARKAT INDIVIDUALLY AND THEN USE OUR URLS OTHERWISE. THAT’S WHAT I WOULD DO. OR USE DETAILS. LIKE ME, I’VE GOT A BLUE AS FUCK ARM MADE OF SUGARY METAL. COULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT, PRETTY SURE NONE OF THE OTHERS HAVE THAT.

sugar metal alright sugar metal so were going with that one

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fuckingshutup:

   STOP THAT!!! IT’S KARKAT!    THAT’S MY FUCKING NAME, NOT ALL THOSE STUPID NICKNAMES.

look man there are way too many karkats in this world get a nickname kitty or youre gonna have to suffer my own

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8lue8astard:

I know, right? It’s like he can’t read! 

with a name like that its like hes begging for automobile and kitten jokes at least kitten ones like come on that’s the biggest given there

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@8lue8astard replied to your post: @fuckingshutup replied to your post: ...

Car Cat.

fuck yes exactly see you get it

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illbeatss:

kitty kat youre always upset thats why you keep shouting

   MY NAME IS *KARKAT* NOT KITTY KAT.

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kitty kat or even car cat beep beep meow

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@fuckingshutup replied to your post: uh oh looks like the kitty kat is a little upset...

IF THIS IS SOME STUPID QUIP ABOUT ME, I’M NOT UPSET AND I’M NOT A FUCKING FELINE.

kitty kat youre always upset thats why you keep shouting

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uh oh looks like the kitty kat is a little upset fur all puffed up ready to strike

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oops looks like ive eben lazy here well shit my dick my dude time to crack my knuckles and get back in business welcome to my blog more like my shop we got all the good shit here like come on in and take your pick we got memes we got jars we got eyeballs in jars that my cat got

names dave still looking for a cool name to separate myself from everybody else here but you know what im sure ill figure it out whenever the name comes to me not that hard right just a name to keep myself separate from this clusterfuck of a universe that likes playing games with me

anyway what up welcome

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anyway whats up new place tonight and thats cool this guys pretty good and he even let my cat stay with us too so hey what are you guys up to

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MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)

► Name ➔ Dave Strider ► Are you single ➔ Yes ► Are you happy ➔ sometimes but eh ► Are you angry? ➔ nope ► Are your parents still married ➔ no idea

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ Austin, Texas ► Hair Color ➔ White. ► Eye Color ➔ Red ► Birthday ➔ December 3rd ► Mood ➔ Chillin. ► Gender ➔ Male. ► Summer or winter ➔ summer ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon obviously

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ nah ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ not really ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ uuuh my ex did ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ not that im aware of ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ just a bit ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ nope ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ uuuh ya know not entirely sure  ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ oh many times

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ lust ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ i guess i can do iced tea but i wont like it ► Cats or Dogs ➔ dogs ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends i guess ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ both honestly but i guess a few romantic nights in is nice ► Day or night ➔ night

FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out ➔ Yeah. ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔  Yeah. ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yeah. ► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yeah.

FIVE PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes ➔ smile ► Fat or skinny ➔ why does that matter ► Shorter or Taller ➔ taller ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ i guess both ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ at this point a real relationship would be amazing

FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along  ➔ what family ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ oh hell yea ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ yes ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔  no??? yes?? im unsure

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ nah ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ not sure ► Who is your best friend ➔ dont really got one at this point in time ► Who knows everything about you ➔ nobody honestly im like james bond

Tagged by: @crimsongenetics

Tagging: @fuckingshutup @thepenumbraadv0cate @breezy-anchor and anybody else that wants to!!!

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alright yall lets get this started found a new pad thanks to a friend and im gonna crash here for a week or so time to house hop and explore the world i guess so whats up what new stories we got for dave over here

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you know maybe squatting isnt a good thing but like nobody is caring and the shit still works here so

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hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

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